Tara B

@HumanaHelp hi - do you know why our HSA mailing address isn't linked to our regular Humana account mailing address? Having to wait on hold 30+ min since you can't change it online

@cta is the southbound 8 bus stop relocated for Grand and Milwaukee or not? The bus driver just blew past me at the noted relocation

@cta does the #8 bus southbound stop at Milkwaukee/Grand? Can't find a notice for it on the website but my driver this morning said the stop is removed.

The plus side of dry hands is that every cat you pet feels SO SOFT

My favorite wedding tradition is when the bride grows her hair long for the wedding then immediately chops it off because no one actually wants long hair past age 25

Remember when we were hyped up on the 5-0 chiefs last year and then the Steelers dashed our dreams? Well we already played the Steelers so ALL ABOARD

Damn @Arbys you really do have the meats

@BVMConsolatrix I wanna listen to celebrities whine about politics!! Twitter forever!

@BVMConsolatrix facebook is so OVER

I hear the New Yorker Festival needs some performers and I don't really have a reputation to risk here so yeah I'll book the flight now

@dom_johnson What is your suspected % of people who just say that when they weren't paying attention? I'm at 65%

"Sorry, I Was On Mute: The History of the Conference Call" a documentary by Dominic Johnson

@thayne_griffin I have no words anymore

It's day six and the Chinese firewall is finally getting to me. Can

After 8 long years of fandom, finally seeing @thewombats with @AshleyENelson for the first time! Can't wait to dance to Joy Division!

Lessons in urban gardening #1: they really do mean it when they call Chicago the "Windy City" 😔

People who don't turn portrait-lock on: how is it living such a reckless lifestyle?

i don’t need fimeme i love children! If a femist ever volunteers to babysit DO NOT let her, she is collecting 101 children to make a coat

No one likes the guy wearing too much cologne but he becomes a goddamn hero when someone farts on an airplane

imagine sliced bread's ego

I think I'm going to give up men for lent (she says, like she had a choice in the matter)