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Dex’s love language.

the long awaited sequel 💖

what if the riddler's catchphrase was "i'm riddling it" ?

I was there when this was said out loud 😍🫶

"I already look like Gojo" -@bradtaicho 🤨🤨

subjecting all customers at work today to my drum and bass/rally house playlists 🫶

didn’t ask + don’t care + go my isopods ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){

If you had to hold a drider, would you hold them like this or like this

“I hate men” Unless it’s the Da Vinki Twins 😁😁

Boobs :)

Shoutout to everyone that is da gay 🥰🥰

@bwecht @starbomb congrats on your cameo role on the album, king! 🤩✨️

I see some people commenting on how “Ninja Brian” is speaking on the latest @starbomb album. This statement could not be further from the truth. The person speaking on this album is me, Brian Wecht.

@supremekame for what its worth- please do not, i really care about you. 🫂

Almost considering deleting my entire digital and physical footprint and just offing myself and leave no trace at this point

If you can have an accident in your pants... does that also mean you can have a purpose in your pants? 🤔

@GameGrumps im in Australia, how does it get to me 😥

We’re also reinventing the Lunchable (we doordash you a turkey cheese and mayo sandwich from Jersey Mike’s)

@yaawns DERMAVEEN IS THE ONLY BRAND THAT WORKS FOR ME TOO 😍😍

I'm still using the same shower/bath oil to this day this shit still my number 1 bro my eczema is so much better

@CrikMaster niche era but I'm here for it 😌✌️

im in my "taking tonight and tomorrow off for a friend's wedding but returning this Sunday the 20th for a big SCP colab at 4pm PT" era 🤠

@yaawns most devastating news I've had taking that drunk selfie in the bathroom 😮‍💨😔🫶

how to fix 3ds mic after blowing it really really really hard for a joke

I.M DRUNK AF. GRUNKLE STUNKLE WINS THE FUNKLE BUNKLE!! ✨️🌞

if theres one thing about me i am a tight hugger. you will not get a weak hug from me. i will hug you like its the one thing you need to keep going in this cruel world. 😌🫶