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We are two Mormon Missionaries who play in a fun band with our sassy robot.

Los Angeles Katılım Nisan 2009
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Here’s a prayer trick Fun Friends! Next time you pray, stare directly at the sun for 10 seconds! The temporary blindness you receive a angle kisses! IT’S TRUE!!!
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This JULY!! We’ll be coming to The Starday Tavern in Portland and The Kraken Bar & Lounge in Seattle for a PEACH COBBLER PARTY!!! We, The Holy Trinity, and all of your dead relatives will see you there!! HOORAY!!!!!
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Today a street woman offered to “kiss my pecker for $20” Now I don’t know how this woman knew that I was into avian appreciation- specifically woodpeckers- but I had to say “thanks but no thanks” as I like my... facebook.com/57841975212/po…
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ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! Sean, Robot, and I will be making a pilgrimage to the The Observatory Orange County at Thanksgiving time to open for Mac Sabbath and 45 Grave!!! WOWEEEE!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!! facebook.com/tartarcontroli…
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Hey Monday morning sleepy Pals! Tuck in your shirts! Jesus tucked in his shorts and look what happened to him!
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This Goodwill is a cornucopia of swell tunes Prayer Pals!!
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