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@ErviRMA Lol La Liga is past it's glory days.

EXCUSE ME??

@IsheMagaiwa @newswireZW @NicolaWatson13 The government is the one that must invest in those critical sectors. The private sector can't be dictated what to do with their money.

@newswireZW @NicolaWatson13 That’s where most of our problems originate from. We have the financial resources to invest in beer and soft drinks production, yet we lack the funds to invest in critical sectors such as healthcare, education, and road network infrastructure, to name a few.

“We’ve run out of capacity…” Delta Beverages is struggling to keep up with record demand for beer and soft drinks. In response, Delta is investing another US$120M into expansion. This adds to the US$44M invested over the past year. ~CEO Matlhogonolo Valela

@milesmoralezw @loiceMututuvar1 Good point ✅

@loiceMututuvar1 It’s not about mari but how you carry yourself. Vanhu vane mari vanotererwa because they carry themselves differently, in dressing, talk. Change your mindset, dress differently and carry yourself well uone kuti hausaizwe zvechihwai. I am speaking from experience.

@drunk_n_monkey @loiceMututuvar1 🤣🤣 you will be using Jameson as a weapon of shame destruction?

@loiceMututuvar1 unofanirwa kusvika wakadhakwa mozoti hatikupei maplan inini weather i wedding, funeral or any function ndinenge ndine Jameson rangu mumawoko nyangwe riine mvura but ndinenge ndakadhakwa

@daddyhope Congratulations to Nyaradzo

Zimbabwe’s biggest funeral assurance group, Nyaradzo, has bought the Glen Forest cemetery, which will now be called the Sahwira Glen Forest Memorial Park. The Nyaradzo Group was founded by Zimbabwean serial entrepreneur Philip Mataranyika. The new Sahwira Glen Forest Memorial Park is being designed as far more than just a cemetery. The plans show a major transformation into a modern memorial estate with luxury-style gated entrances, landscaped gardens, a full crematorium, a large contemporary chapel complex and even a restaurant and bar overlooking water features and green spaces. Nyaradzo said it will create a peaceful, dignified environment where families can gather, remember loved ones and spend time together, rather than simply visiting a traditional burial ground. The architectural designs show that Nyaradzo wants to introduce a completely new standard for memorial parks in Zimbabwe, combining remembrance, hospitality, ceremony and modern infrastructure in one integrated space. The development also includes the construction of new paved internal roads, landscaped driveways, modern parking areas, pedestrian walkways and controlled access infrastructure designed to improve accessibility and the overall visitor experience, alongside water features and carefully planned green spaces aimed at creating a peaceful and organised memorial environment. It gives me great pleasure to see Zimbabweans building companies from scratch, which is exactly what Philip Mataranyika did, turning Nyaradzo into an international company operating across different countries. More often than not, we do not celebrate each other enough, yet every Zimbabwean should be proud to see companies like Nyaradzo achieving things like this. Congratulations to the Nyaradzo Group, and I wish you even more success in the future. Mataranyika has shown that black businessmen can create generational businesses capable of outliving their founders, something Zimbabwe desperately needs if it is to become a true economic success story. Building institutions that survive beyond individuals is how strong economies are created. Well done, Nyathi.

@JoriDenford This road is flirting with warzone aesthetics. 🥲

Nyangwe ndimiwo, May 2026 Karoi - Chirundu Road 💔😳😞 takanokorwa tsoka natsikamutanda shuwa

@bla_bidza He's full of himself.

Typical American arrogance or just random complete Trumpium ignorance that sees a visiting American President ushering the host leader onto the parade stage?

@VITO_G_Wagon 🤣🤣🤣 take it easy

I wish I was Zulu, no brain, just Bafo Bafo and Haw haw the whole day.

@ItsKingSlime She's a loose bitch with verbal diarrhoea

Racist Ø/F girl gets a BRUTAL reality check and starts crying to Clavicular for not defending her after getting HUMBLED by a Persian guy 😳💀👀 “Is it really worth $7 a month to see pictures of you?… I don’t think you’re providing any value to the world… You’re just getting people to g**n”

@hat34972464 @ItsKingSlime Hahaha what a crazy comment. How's showing her f**** a valuable service to the world? Madness on steroids 🤣

Only Fans provides a valuable service. It helps old ugly guys have a sexual outlet. And young horny guys learn about sex and have a safe outlet for sex as well. America is way too uptight about sex. Most marriages are unhealthy and boring not to mention about half of them end up divorced. Open relationships are best...

@Tootall250 @ThaiEnquirer I think he deserves that punishment. The amount is ridiculous but necessary for such stupid people.

@ThaiEnquirer No chance that the damage is anywhere near 450,000฿. Just immigration going after another money grab from a foreigner. Although said foreigner is a dumbass.

Chinese Tourist Blacklisted for Life After Damaging Suvarnabhumi Auto Gate Thai immigration authorities have revoked the visa of a Chinese tourist and imposed a lifetime ban after he damaged an automated passport control gate and verbally abused officers at Suvarnabhumi Airport. The incident occurred on May 13 at the airport’s outbound immigration area when the man reportedly failed to follow instructions while using an Automated Border Control gate. Authorities said he became angry after the system did not respond, kicking the glass gate twice and forcing his way through the checkpoint without completing immigration clearance. Immigration officers detained the suspect, who allegedly shouted abuse at officers and attempted to assault them before being restrained by airport security personnel. Police charged him with property damage and insulting officials while they were performing their duties. The damaged immigration gate caused an estimated 450,000 baht in losses. The Immigration Bureau said the man’s visa had been revoked and his details added to the immigration blacklist as a person deemed a threat to society. He will be deported after legal proceedings conclude and permanently barred from re-entering Thailand. #Thailand #China

@matigary Kuita makwikwi nenyika kudhakwa.

Saka maZimba mune shuwa, spending a ~billion on beer / alcohol. Delta made a billion dollars last year - in their numbers are not even including those of Inncsor, Afdis, Sable, Ingwebu and other smaller distilleries and brewers and other smuggled products Bhidza rekudhakwa, haa mune cash 😳

@ChromeCrumpet Lovely.

Join the Thai police force, and you’ll never work a day in your life! 🤣 #ตำรวจ #ประเทศไทย #Police #LawEnforcement #Thailand #ViralVideo

@The_PattayaNews Chinese at it again, as usual.

16 Chinese nationals arrested for illegal poker game in Pattaya, Three Injured trying to escape

@bangkoklad He should face the consequences.

A Chinese passenger caused chaos at Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi Airport on 13 May, damaging two outbound auto gates before cursing and attempting to assault an immigration officer. Officials have filed a complaint over 481,500 Baht in damage.

@fortunechasi @waltermzembi Chibabest madii

@waltermzembi Is this you for sure?

Proof of Life … Thank you All for the support , intercession & prayers and solidarity messages over the last 325 days of my incarceration. God Bless you immensely : we give all the glory to the Most High. Muswere Munyasha…

@waltermzembi Madzokoi Dhokezha.

@thabanimnyama Kkkk

Harare CBD is now dangerous because ukafamba usina kutarisa gumbo unogona kuzongoona rave mumbaura yema gizzards 🥲

@mcfckirk @mancityfever2 Absolutely

@mancityfever2 So unlucky to not grab a goal but it’s a convincing performance after being out for such a long time

How do you rate Josko's performance tonight?

@KingJayZim Hapana kujeka KJ 🫰😂. The league will surely be won on the final day.

Aish! 😭😭😭