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Tatertot with cheese
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Tatertot with cheese
@taterbaterbug
boil on the butt of humanity
Dont worry about it Katılım Ocak 2014
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The thing is, I don’t care what’s changed in Discourse, saying “retard” is still just rank stuff. You sound like a bratty child. And adults saying it?? Incredibly embarassing and low rent. Grow up.
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@sonyasupposedly My 2.5 year old likes to hold up whatever she’s eating, look at me, and say “brother no can have”
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toddler talking to himself while playing next to the baby: "no baby-smushing!" correct. very correct
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@mxmouri @poddtadre She’s been struggling to keep up with the pace of the ER since season 1. “Slowhan.” And now it’s crazy she’s starting to think this won’t be the right fit?!?
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@poddtadre Like, Dr Mohan's strengths regarding caring for the elderly, and taking time to build therapeutic relationships, have been highlighted since S1 E1. This is a natural progression for her character. I feel like I'm going insane.
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The Pitt fandom acting like Dr Mohan leaving the ER is out of left field, so much so that they are theorizing that Supriya Ganesh herself did not know about it until it was announced publicly, is a good demonstration of how fandoms are stupid and dont pay attention to their shows
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Idk if his name is Bryon or Byron and honestly I don’t really care what his name is with titties like that
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*me, a non-doctor with no doctors in my immediate family, logging onto twitter once a year*
"Oh my god. It's match day, isn't it. Oh God, oh my god."
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I’ll always love you, Johnny Carinos
tani@tanithegreatest
Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down?😭😭
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@superkeara Not supposed to infantilize but supposed to just be ok with that and say “oh! Ok buddy! What would you like to talk about? :)”
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Every tweet I’m seeing on here is like “It’s actually totally okay and not bad socializing to (insert something that breaks the most basic tenets of social etiquette and would be considered the rudest thing anyone’s ever said to me)”
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@CuriousBunnie12 My first blew out on the way home from the hospital
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newborn is the first 28 days of life, by the near end of it they should be pooping enough for an occasional blowout
Emmeline@MumdayMondays
@CuriousBunnie12 @Elliesmommyy23 Newborns aren’t having blowouts 🙄
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@diviacaroline When my twins are screaming and I’m frantically making bottles my 2yo loves to say “mom? Brudders crying.” Yes dear I hear them thank you!!!!
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My 2yo loves to report on family events (repeatedly):
-her brother is sleeping
-the puppy is “missing” (isn’t where she was before)
-the counter is messy
The children yearn to monitor the situation!
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@kcrlfs Finally a good fucking take @marykate_wolken
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@sofiaicarbone The last month of my last pregnancy I had to “sleep” upright, with a nasal strip, and a mountain of pillows and was up every 45 mins to pee. I had the babies and could immediately lay down and sleep for 2-3 hours straight. I was in heaven.
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the longest consecutive stretch of sleep i got since 8 weeks pregnant was 3hours. i usually only slept one or two at a time. and the sleep quality was poor
MemeQueen ✝️@RadicalTaxFraud
@sofiaicarbone I have WAY worse sleep with a newborn. I slept for ten hours a night while pregnant I slept way too much, now I’m lucky if I get six hours a night.
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@domesticetch This would immediately get them moved to the top of my task list. This is hilarious
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My students have mastered the art of email
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Lots of noodles. Carbs. Iced coffee.
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
Women who moisturise their entire body after every shower: HOW? WHAT DO YOU EAT?
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@ladyredsoxxx I’m 29 and my work bestie is a 60 year old woman. I love her
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we've gone to dinner once a month since i tweeted this. the conversation is incredible. dream blunt rotation
lady red sox@ladyredsoxxx
the age gap in work friendships is so funny. going to dinner tonight with three of my girls from work and we're 26, 34, 50, and 61
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I have had to call so many people today. I’m so tired
J.C. Carter show@CarterJahad
The thing I hate most about being an adult is sometimes you really do have to get them on the phone
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@tayhader When I worked fast food someone asked for a military discount and presented a military ID so I said (as I was trained to do) “thank you for your service” and she snatched the ID from me and sneered “yea well you can thank my husband for that” 🙃
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One time at my small family business a veteran asked if we had a discount for him and I said “no, sorry” and he goes “so you don’t support veterans?” And I said “no, sorry”
amber ✿@ikiuyo
Man fuck you and your military discount
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@tallsnail My number one piece of advice for like the first 2 weeks pp is time isn’t real. It doesn’t matter. You are living life 2 hours at a time. You will sleep when you sleep.
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the best way to handle night duty with a newborn is to never look at the clock. just vibe thru it, do what needs to be done, doze in any little pockets of free time, note the moonlight and sunlight
I always feel more rested this way vs trying to calculate sleep stretches
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My grandma (nurse for 30+ years) LOVED this episode of The Pitt. “That’s how I used to do everything!!”
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