Organic Poison

@ScottAukerman you're By the Editor reads like a Jack Handy book

@situationalsass @RepMTG Oh totally. Just saying bad parents aren't an excuse for being a shitty murdering asshole

@tattletoads @RepMTG Haha FAIR. But don’t you need counseling? I love ya buddy. These assholes are just *reaching* to try to prove that trans people are also mass shooters… which.. no shit but like 3 TOTAL when there have been 219 in the last 3 months? Not much of a trend..

Remember that dumb fucking kid who shot up the Queer Club, and then pretended to be queer himself just to make it look like a queer person shot other people? Then he turned out to be a shitty indoctrinated Republican raised by a crackhead? Lookin at you @RepMTG as you try your bs

@ders808 are you guys saying "whoopsie" as a joke? Because it's "toastie" in Mortal Kombat

@rejectedjokes @ScottAukerman B'cn

B'con

@PFTompkins except you live rent free in my head

@asperjack @TheSloppyBoys STOP!

@CheetoSantino Great stand-up special. I laughed the whole time and you're so right the whole time.

@ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman I heard this book was recommended by Tom Perdy because, it's very funny but, it's also very smart.

Breaking news 🚨

@asperjack @TheSloppyBoys @bendellorto Weirdly enough my pod had these drinks before our last episode!

FRIDAY 🇵🇷🎄

The Left attacks the First Amendment because they don’t want us to hear the TRUTH.

Conservatives, we need to be on OFFENSE not DEFENSE.

I was today years old when I found out the name of the song is "Tiny Dancer" and not "Tony Danza" 🤷‍♂️

I think Oxford and Merriam-Webster need to talk this whole word of the year thing out.

@Ohera_Darling You're making this way more literal than it really is. 😹 Seems like you're putting more energy into hating me for exposing Ezra than I have actually not looking him. 🤗

The only reason I'm still on Twitter is to hate on #EzraMiller #EzraNotMyFlash fuck you, you hateful shit

@Ohera_Darling It's a living

"A little too Raph." - @ScottAukerman 😹

@TimKalpakis Eeek British guy