tobi 📎

Im white btw but im too lazy to edit my carrd and i think it’d look weird in my current bio

@almondmilkhunni one time we were sexting and he just randomly goes CUM NOW and i started laughing so freaking hard i had to give an excuse on why i had to stop. also he would just come on his sheets and not change them for like forever. because he thought that was cleanly enough.

having autism is so funny because after EVERY conversation i still walk away like oh i was supposed to ask them more questions back wasn’t i

@BadMedicalTakes this seems like perfectly sound medical advice to me

@lemons_ouo @mqxiter "the amazing book is not on fire" that was made by dan and phil, the youtubers who were on shut up im talking

@mqxiter i’m sorry but what is tabinof?

phannietwt these are the men who js had dnp on their podcast and the other man who leaked tabinof

WHAT????

Donald Trump has announced Dream as the Head of Disability Awareness and Sensitivity

FUCK YEAHHHHH

@madisontayt_ having a pimple in public: hurts nobody, normal thing having a pimple patch on in public: hurts nobody, normal thing its ok to keep these thoughts to yourself out of kindness :)

i am a woman of many opinions and one of them is that i think it’s more noticeable and embarrassing to show up to a function with a pimple patch on than to just have a pimple. pimples happen, very normal. but showing up to work or a party with a pimple patch? gauche.

@evermorednp secret wifeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what does this mean 😭😭😭

yes i go along with it every time. why continue conversations i have to mask for when i could contribute to the well-being of a child? One of the workers on the playground told me i didn't have to let them tug me around... ma'am i offered my hands and encouraged this game...

me whenever im small talking with my coworkers at the daycare i work at and one of the 3 year olds comes to tell me something/get me to do everything with them for the next 30 mins

istg he said babylon like 10 million times in the song but my hearing is also not great so i may be making up lyrics :(

GUYS. EMERGENCY QUESTION. I WENT TO THE MITSKI / TAMINO CONCERT TONIGHT AND IM NEW TO TAMINO SO IDK ANY OF HIS SONGS BUT THERE WAS ONE I ABSOLUTELY LOVED BUT IDK THE NAME AND I CANT FIND IT HELP

me when i am being melted in interdimensional lava but i must save my guitar

@soobyz cuz hes babygirl

my mom had to break the news to me. i lost a little of my faith in humanity, but not as much as i did when i learned people only fought hitler because he wanted to invade us, not cuz he was shitty. also by kid i mean like a year or two ago lol

when i was a kid i thought the insult demented came from the dementors in harry potter. nope, just from making fun of dementia

@ranboowatcher omg its Crazy how i was going to say the Exact Same thing <333

@tauntedPerfume tobi i Love u forever 💔💔

both me and my favourite moot stopped being active on twt at the same time accidentally omg we match