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All I’ve done this week is cry at those videos of that damn angler fish on tiktok 😭😭😭😭😭

Saw someone comment on a TikTok of Elon Musk today & say “there’s no way this wasn’t created in a Petri dish” & I haven’t stopped giggling to myself since I read it lmao

How do you mfs smoke vapes everyday….. I hit one once when I’m drunk & am down bad for days afterwards 😭

@shelbyshelbs_ 😭😭😭

@shelbyshelbs_ They’re on fb blaming it on the bird flu… okay 🙄

@shelbyshelbs_ Same been chuckling to myself all morning

time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever

"Ion really get into politics"......well the politics about to get into you.

Good fuckin luck finding my waist this summer.. I’ve gotta go to the gym everyday just to take my aggression out so I don’t spiral

Stay informed, but don’t overconsume. This is an act of self-care.

Trump voters been real quiet ever since he started doing all the racist homophobic transphobic sexist shit yall swore he wasn’t actually gonna do… but hey at least he’s lowered grocery prices…. Oh wait

A TikTok ban, Trump being inaugurated, natural disasters every other week, the Chiefs are in the AFC championship, it’s been snowing for 2 weeks straight….. I’m fighting for my life to keep dry January going 🥲

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive

i don’t even need my phone anymore

Nobody fucking talk to me

@BrookeMH__ Let me know when you find it

Ok if not this, where do you find men to pay money for you to take videos of you like stepping on cakes barefoot? I could do that too

Someone point me in the direction of one of those sites where men pay you to literally just degrade them. I need to monetize my talents.

Crazy how all I needed was better shoes to actually enjoy the treadmill

This Cleveland/ thunder game tonight is about to go crazyyyy

Nobody talk to me. It’s glute day at the gym & I’m feeling it in my back.

I’m gonna lose it today I can feel it