Cass

I think my trademark move as a dad will be to act excited for Taco Tuesday on Wednesday nights and then act to be disappointed when my kids say I missed it

Brady Bunch might be the lost texts

I love Jaxson Dart and Jameis Winston

They just don't make time machines like they will.

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

At rock bottom do you want anything

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

bro release your inhibitions

My entire family traveled to Denver for this game for my dad’s 60th birthday. We were despondent for the entire plane ride home later that night.

@MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @PardonMyMeme @hen_ease @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @PardonMyTake Curious George (2026)

Proof of life.

My five year plan is to see how it goes

Partner you've baja'ed your last blast.

Gyarados with its mouth closed and happy 🙂

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

cracked my back in yoga class and reactivated some Molly i took in 2017

so by "bisexual" do you mean you have sex twice a week or once every two weeks

Real friends celebrate your wins like their own

@MarchMadnessWBB Damn. 23 likes after 3 hours. Tough break, admin

This sequence! 😱