@WestHam “Lucas Paqueta seems to have found the imaginary telephone that he threw away previously at Nottingham Forest”
The best and most shithousery commentary all season.
West Ham United can confirm that an independent Regulatory Commission has cleared Lucas Paquetá of misconduct charges made against him by the Football Association for alleged breaches of FA rule E5.
One academy player turned down new offers and moved and was an unused sun for a championship side in 13th place having come on as sun the week before rated 2.3.
And one is a FUKIN BALLER reaping the rewards for his patience and hard work.
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