
Taylor
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Taylor
@taylorrus94
Blessed with more than I deserve




Hmmm



My wife is in the middle of a Mexican standoff in the church nursery. Our two year old got mad and threw a cup of animal crackers on the floor. My wife refuses to leave until she picks them up. My daughter refuses to clean up until we promise her a cake pop and Bluey at home. My wife (former Marine) is the most stubborn mom on the planet. My daughter (personality of an ISIS prison guard) will happily scream for hours on end. I just dropped off a peppermint mocha for my wife. She’s digging in and playing the long game. Our pastor offered to broker a truce, but he left when the toddler hurled an elephant cookie at him, grumbling that our denomination doesn’t pay well enough to deal with situations like this (which is totally fair). Will keep everyone apprised. If there are any hostage negotiators here with experience defusing toddler meltdowns, please reach out.
















