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the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood ☉♈︎ | ☾♌︎ | ↑
she/her Katılım Ocak 2019
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I tweet about this a lot for a minute of my life from 9 years ago but not many get to have lived through this particular type of drowning and I keep trying to write about it in a way that will let people understand it
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When you're drowning your vision goes first. You can't see which direction the light is or where bubbles are going. All you have are two absolute truths
- if you stop moving you will never move again
- if you kick in the wrong direction you'll be too far gone to try again
Wellness wins@Bro_Code_x
Stuck deep underwater? Don't panic. Do this
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Do you think the moon watches how much destruction people have caused on earth and gets scared instead?
juls⋆˚@lwtluvv_
.@ShneHollandrNHL this tweet made me think of you. what do you think?
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My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
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just realized we forgot to post half of the edit @halsey 💙
halsey 🌸@halsey
I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?
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they’re doing an immersive pitt experience on ao3 we’re ALL going analog
AO3 Status@AO3_Status
We are investigating reports of errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down, which seem to be related to the previous incident. We will update when we have more information!
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btw i say this as a snl viewer that has been watching it basically my whole life—last night’s writing sucked the big one and connor was the saving grace of it, especially his car crash stripper sketch at the very end pitched entirely by him. our guy is gonna go very far.
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@sethbiyers no literally, im on hr twitter and the replies to every single post are like "this is so unfunny" "do people actually watch this" and its like.... i think you guys just don't like sketch comedy and that's okay 😭
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Connor Storrie is only the 2nd #SNL host from Colorado!
States with the most hosts include New York (130), California (95), and Illinois (32), while Alaska, Idaho, Nevada, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming have never been represented by an SNL host
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so annoying bruh… trying to take attention away from connor storrie
Pop Base@PopBase
294 years ago today, George Washington was born.
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bottoms is lowkey the greatest movie ever
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