Boozy NoBody
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Boozy NoBody
@tcapotesashes
In a former life twas an award winning auteur. Now I have to outwit a roomba. I've been stolen and returned, mostly. I am an unfunny parody account in limbo.

Trump: They hate when I use Dr. Hannibal Lector The late great Hannibal Lector.






JD Vance on VP Kamala Harris: "She wants to take away your gas stoves. She even wants to take away your ability to eat red meat." @atrupar

In 1982 a zookeeper at the Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka prefecture accidentally discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot springs, was born [📹 nakprstaff]

Here it is…Wangus! One of my really great cattle friends, @coleman_peanut out in the state of Virginia, we crossed the black Angus with American Wagyu, and here are the results! We are seeing how this sells in the store, and go from there. 😉 Eat Local. Eat Fresh. 🥩 #agtwitter #beef #moo #wagyu #farmerowned


The Maduro regime pillaged $300B of the Venezuela's nat'l oil company PDVSA's funds and purged 1,000's of workers. Through the loss of expertise & mismanagement, it's now a wreck. But Russia owns a ~50% stake in PDVSA and is a loyal Maduro ally. Expect Russian troops.

Trump says he sabotaged the bipartisan deal to secure the border because “it made it much better for the opposing side”


















