The Phil

THIS HOUSE WOULD WAIT FOR MARRIAGE (WITH DU PLAYERS) STARTING NOW IN CHAMBER

seeping* ffs

“We can’t stop it from deeping through the holes … that’s how a lot of you were conceived”

“then an angel turned up, has that ever happened to you guys?”

This house would ban surrogacy on right now!

THB THE STUDENT UNION DOESN’T REPRESENT ITS MEMBERS ON NOW GET OVER HERE

@LindaDoyle @tcddublin @tcdglobal @tcdalumni @GaeloifigTCD @TCDChineseSoc @denny_eleanor @BernieSanders We were delighted to present Bernie Sanders with an Honorary Patronage! Here’s to many more interesting and exciting guests to come!

A look back at some of what happened this week in Trinity…

Somewhere along the way prop had a speech idk

“Let yourself be devoured by love” you know who did it

“Guys I want my lover to acknowledge my flaws” - Opp 2, notably a big fan of cannibalism

“Love is all consuming” opp (cannibal) again

“All my besties keep saying ‘I’m sure he looks better in person’… I have to prove that love is blind or otherwise I just look stupid” - a rather desperate Prop

“Is love blind or am I having bouts of delusion⁉️⁉️” - Opp

“My girlfriend wouldn’t accept my Blackrock College Ring for a proposal” - Prop and (shocker) Blackrock College grad

THB LOVE IS BLIND IS HERE RIGHT NOWWWW

“We can’t do the world without borders” - opp

(Oxford opp, three Rwanda jokes late): “I want to clarify that none of us are English”

“The only thing harder than getting into Oxford, is getting into Trinity [waheys from the crowd]” - Prop

THW ABOLISH ALL BORDERS IS UNDERWAY

“My personal experience is Killian’s mother”