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@HQ__7 jafa here

@tcip_ otago?

asked a cute guy at university if he liked boys and he replied 'unfortunately not'. i still wonder what exactly did he mean by 'unfortunately'?

i feel like i'm always in a state of eating too little to not feel hungry but too much to maintain an ideal bmi

@fagpilled0 you say this but dislike zhongxiao??

Outside, on a train, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a truck, on the floor, against the balcony railing, in the backyard, in the basement, against a window, bent over, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mind numbing-

wow I love being skinny….

sometimes i forget the disdain i have for the behaviour of the average homosexual.

@junehasOideas i have 0 clue where my mother puts our one set of scales so i have no idea lol

@tcip_ how much fucking weight have you lost and holy fuck dude hi

silently looking after prettyboys yearningly at uni is how you get a boyfriend right

@Boomkin__ skinny, pretty, *and* you'd date me oomfie? tysm :3

@tcip_ first impression: pretty skinny kiwi your nickname in my head: tcip do i like you: yeah, you're cute you're my: pretty oomf would i kiss/hug/slap you: kiss hug date or pass: date

Well seeing as my account is private it’s TECHNICALLY not engagement bait, but it was never meant to be anyway, I just wana interact with oomfs: first impression: your nickname in my head: do i like you: yes yes yes you're my: would i kiss/hug/slap you: date or pass:

me every single night

realising they used to have teenage boys play the womens role in shakespeare’s romantic plays… how far we have fallen

"i just need to lock in and study for midterms"🔄 "i just need to lock in and study for midterms"🔄 "i just need to lock in and study for midterms" 🔄

“need to post again at some point” “I should post on here more” “need to post for my mutuals…”

@Yaril_FoxEars you have a male form that i didnt even think was possible to achieve...

@Yaril_FoxEars good lord oomf

total boomercide when please

don't think I could imagine a worse political party than the "Russian Party of Pensioners for Social Justice". perhaps even worse than the greens.

@BugesToBuges yeah… i do that with my phone and hair

Facefаgging 101: cover your worst features with a giant sticker and add a filter to hide any skin imperfections