The Common Man

But thank god we banned drag in Tennessee to protect our children!!!

My 91 year old grandpa hasn’t lost his touch 🍻

@mitchyslik96 Whew! It’s a good thing I’m not a bears fan

This bears defense is FILTHY. Super Bowl champs. Calling it now

@beccataylor24 Yeah except we are actually good 😏

Chicago Bears!! 🏈 🐻 😏 #BearDown

You ever just put your foot on the dashboard

*puts dollar I received from the tooth fairy last night in my savings*

@HalloranJayde Okay bet

@StrickJackson only if i can duet in it

@HalloranJayde OH YOU KNOW IM DOING ANOTHER DANCE VIDEO! I’m putting out a new video next weekend so stay tuned 👀

@StrickJackson Another dance video? I think yes

It’s official! I’m running for President for the 2020 campaign and my slogan is: pockets for woman’s clothing

Why go to a bar that charges me $8.50 for a vodka cranberry when I can sit on my couch with a seltzer water for free 😎

You’re telling me that female isn’t pronounced the same as tamale?

You ever just pay rent?

I need someone to talk to

When you’re at the bar with your friends and your DD is taking shots

Anybody know how much ass reduction surgery costs? I’m too thicc 🍑

If we went to junior high together don’t try talking to me. You didn’t write H.A.G.S in my yearbook I don’t owe you anything