Tim Johnson
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Tim Johnson
@td_johnson
One of the world's most unexciting persons. And liking it that way.
Central, IA Katılım Nisan 2009
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@pudgenet Weird. I didnt see the word Canada in the questions anywhere 🤷♂️
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PUBLIC POLICY YAPPER@PolicyEnjoyer
@robkhenderson That’s because you’re ignoring the context in which the question was asked. Should Canada help the US right now? I don’t think so. We’re trying to murder their economy. Should we help Canada? Yes, because that’s a good thing for an ally to do and we’re currently harming them…
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@SykesCharlie I offered my mistress to be my new wife but she didnt accept. Charlie probably.
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@drosssports How else would you learn where Irkutsk, yakutsk, and kamchatka were?
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This is the greatest I’ve felt about a win for any of my teams since I was a kid
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@Hassel_Chris Iowa can only hope to have basketball history like Nebraska. They actually have a sweet 16 appearance this century
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How do we make this happen next fall
FOX Sports@FOXSports
Joe Burrow connects with DeAndre Hopkins for the Wildcats touchdown! 🔥
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David asks the tough foreign policy questions too.
Travis@travisclones
Man @DWarringtonTV is already interviewing presidents. Watch out @MurphyKeith
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Yeah… I hope to find happiness someday. I’m just miserable.
Bradley Brownell@PluginHyBrad
@RobProvince I’m fine, I actually enjoy my life. Good luck finding happiness.
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@RichardMorrison Never happen. People would argue all year if you would have to decide on just one.
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@AGHamilton29 If they arent gonna change the names of them its time for a few Jeffery Epstein Career Academies 🫠
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Tim Johnson retweetledi
🧵 1/14: Just days after Paul Ehrlich (the man whose 1968 book “The Population Bomb” predicted billions would starve) passed away, it’s the perfect moment to celebrate the scientist who proved Ehrlich and other doomsayers spectacularly wrong.
Meet Norman Borlaug, the Iowa farm boy who launched the Green Revolution and quite literally saved a billion lives. This is the ultimate story of human ingenuity triumphing over scarcity.
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She just wanted to make sure he got home safely
WTF Facts@mrwtffacts
In 2018, an Arizona woman was arrested after texting a man 159,000 times over 10 months following just one date. That’s about 530 texts a day.
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@damintoell You yell this in a supermarket when someone picks up a bottle of Miracle Whip dont you?
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Effective immediately, I'm leaving Twitter.
And I'm calling on other candidates to stop enriching Elon Musk — directly or indirectly. He needs us. We don't need him.
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