Theodora van der Beek

I've founded a new business: we are Studio Zweklos, the London based agecy that specialise in sensational brand activations. Join us for a night of jaw dropping client performances, immersive retribution and party snacks! @BGWMC 20th March TIX: zweklos.com/event-details/…

I really dislike how we measure animals intelligence by their ability to communicate with us instead of their ability to communicate to each other. we dont measure human intelligence by our ability to communicate with cats, we measure based off communication with other humans!

@DFDSLiveUpdates What do you advise we do? Is there space on the next one? How do we get a refund? The phone number you gave us is closed

DIEPPE-NEWHAVEN-DIEPPE | Please be advised of the following cancelled services today 05/10/2025. Dieppe-Newhaven - 16:00 Newhaven-Dieppe - Delayed 07:00 now cancelled Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

GIVE ME MONEY ? patreon.com/tdbeek?utm_med…

I've got a new job! And it's for a show I love with all my heart. It's impossible, radical, wild, and has to be secret because of spoilers. Tickets sold out within minutes but you can enter the ballot for the next 2 weeks. Go!

And now… the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The ticket ballot for You Me Bum Bum Train is LIVE! ➡️ bumbumtrain.com ⬅️ You’ve got two weeks to enter… Good luck!

Rare footage of endangered albino slug youtu.be/zvMvk1IO3vc?si…

made a new film with lemons youtu.be/xg_T1IAiKhY?si…

I'm doing a new show! Come and help me work out who this guy is, at Pinch of VAULT festival 16th & 17th Feb. I will be trying out ideas and telling you his origin story @wearevault wearevault.org/apov/mr-creep?…

Scribble Pie is back! Come on down to @BGWMC next Thursday 12th Oct for a wild night of ideas and revelry. There will be thoughts, words, films, performances, plus a special celebrity guest! @MooMosey @jonnyrankin @NadineWildPalm @petestrong @ninhenzo64 youtu.be/48BClZBYAcc

Fancy a theatrical adventure? 🎭 We handed the reins to emerging programmers for the pioneering New Adventures Fest, 12-17 Sep. Save 25% if you book 2+ shows (making tickets as little as £6). Check out the handpicked selection of cutting-edge works: cptheatre.co.uk/festivals/new-…

@SiaTeresaB @ReturnofR Bono picture = £1, embroidered cat = £5

@ReturnofR U2

What is the MOST OVERHYPED band of ALL TIME?

Plus, this is probably our cheapest season yet! See ★★★★★ shows from as little as £6 when you make the most of our offers. Hot damn. (We're nearly 30 and we'll say "hot damn" if we want to, okay?) Season artwork by @GPVIII 🩷

Lost Sheeple! Come and see Ram of God perform for one last time as part of @CamdenPT's sexy autumn season! Expect milk, heavy metal and heavenly miracles 🎸🌚🔥🐏🌩️ 17th Sept Sunday service

@amarchadhapatel We are all going to hell

@tdbeek The size of the sun

Just found out the Teletubbies were actually massive and I feel like my whole life is a lie and they’re now more terrifying than ever

Anne Frank and her family were betrayed by a neighbour 79 years ago. In 1987 I covered the trial of the Butcher of Lyon, Klaus Barbie. Hearing that a man he’d arrested still lived near Lyon, I went to interview him. ‘How did Barbie know about you?’ I asked. ‘My neighbour betrayed me.’ ‘What happened to him?’ ‘He’s still my neighbour.’ And indeed I could see that the neighbour was actually in his garden, listening to us. He ran indoors when we started filming him. Imagine living 40 years next to the man who’d sent you to a concentration camp.

@georgie_grier Performing a show to 1 person is one of the hardest things to do, you should be really proud of yourself! Doing Edinburgh fringe forced me to learn the skill of performing to very small audiences. Now I am not phased by them. And some of the smallest have genuinely been the best.

There was one person in my audience today when I performed my one woman play, ‘Sunsets’ at #edfringe. It’s fine, isn’t it? It’s fine…? 🥹

@georgie_grier I once came from London to Scotland to perform for 1 night because 3 weeks before @BigBurnsSupper told me I’d sold 10 tickets. I got overnight coaches & stayed in a hut to break even. Then they told me no tickets had actually sold. I performed to 2 drunk people who keptsnogging😆