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Season 1 is canon. Season 2 is fanon. The finale is a creepypasta.

@defeitoadverso Qué horrible!

Eu tive uma psicóloga que disse que passou MESES achando que eu tava fingindo ser paciente psiquiátrica porque eu falava meu histórico psiquiátrico como se tivesse passando um caso clínico na faculdade e parecia não ter nenhum vínculo emocional com a minha própria história. O dia que ela me viu chorar, eu chorei tanto que ela disse que finalmente entendeu que eu preciso me manter emocionalmente distante disso pra não ruir sempre que precisar falar a respeito. Eu fiquei: AH JURA SHERLOCKA

#goodomens3spoilers #go3spoilers no one talks about how Michael truly broke the moment they realized they killed Uriel. i think to them, that cemented how far they've come because now, NOW, they are actually alone.

gabriel and beelzebub got YEARS together on that fuckass star

#go3spoilers “fanfiction ending” but it’s all the tags I always avoid

@traceymartel06 spoilers . . yeah well the only canonical kiss we will ever have is when they broke up before even being together

#go3spoilers se dan cuenta de que encima de que son humanos SE VAN A MORIR y no hay cielo ni infierno asique solo van a desaparecer sin reunirse de nuevo en ningun lado

and fuck that nightingale too

#go3spoilers the lowkey funny part about the finale is that Whickber Street just accepted that there's a wallowing demon in their alleyway like "oh yeah that's our demon Crowley innit, been on a bit of a bender past couple of months"

#go3spoilers …the book of life ending was right there… why. why would they not take that route

encima en la temporada 2 nos recalcaron que jim sin sus recuerdos no era realmente gabriel entonces el final de ellos sin sus recuerdos ES MAS DEVASTADOR 😭😭

spoiler . . que legal tivemos um episódio inteiro na segunda temporada falando sobre como suicidio é ruim e aí no final eles se MATAM

not to mention all the staff who were let go/ignored/felt forced to leave. and the use of AI. and the lack of adequate promotion. we really should be MORE angry at amazon than we are imho.

so first they leave us on a cliffhanger for 3 years. then amazon threaten to take away the next and final instalment. then they begrudgingly approve to keep a finale BUT reduce it to a single episode. then take in all the criticism for a theory and go oh let’s go with that one. +

@dayylight Justo para la final ToT

tipo siento que acabo de nacer y me perdí todo lo que pasó en el mundo me explico

todavía no puedo creer que se hayan besado posta yo pensaba que era lo de siempre tensión y nada de acción no puede ser que recién ahora me vengo a enterar la existencia de esta serie NO ES SERIO

la cosa es que ese beso fue spoileado a nosotros meses antes de que saliera la temporada, amazon sacó un video en el mes del orgullo con una compilación de besos queer y LO ENCAJARON AHÍ, cada vez que nos referiamos a la escena la llamábamos every

fuckass lack of communication fuckass resolution to the threat fuckass finger kiss fuckass human names and fuckass show #goodomens3 #goodomens3spoilers

We lost an absolute diva btw. #go3spoilers

#go3spoilers IM SOBBING MY EYES OUT JESUS MY BABY NOOOOO

#go3spoilers . . . BARTENDER WIVES HELL YEAH