Trader’s Diary

@bhogleharsha you whie tweeting this

A run chase like that is like watering the plants for Kohli. Just something he can do everyday. His ability to pace a chase is unique and one of the highlights of watching cricket.

@Ajay7781Yadav @bholination teri mummy bhej usko pelu maar maar ke

Thank God for the man who came up with the idea of wearing helmets. No one knows how many batters would have died, and this sport might have already been banned without them.

@Ajay7781Yadav teri mummy ko bina helmet chodu bhadwe

@Jyran45 meanwhile your mom masturbates seeing kohli’s knock because she can’t even get wet until rohit gets out. 😂😂 randi kahiki

Go and watch the highlights of Rohit’s 22 and Kohli’s 100. I bet you’ll be more entertained by Rohit’s innings, because Kohli always plays selfish and boring knocks.

@WhatsUpRey now do enu puli venka with your tamilian shitty language black whore 😂😂 i love seeing your tears, it’s like skincare. fuck you and your whore mom.

If statpadding is a profession, Kohli is Johnny Sins of it 🔥 9 IPL centuries is not a joke 🫡

@iamrohitian45 nahi teri mummy ka abhi call aaya mere paas bolrahi thi rohit ka chota hai, aap aao 😭

@tdiary248 Teri mummy ne chud ke bataya info??

@ArpitAgar_Aurum @darvasboxtrader almost impossible to exit in LC. even pre market orders don’t get executed.

@tdiary248 @darvasboxtrader But, there is a way to get out of it in pre market too.

Cost of #Miscommunication !! Her shopping budget for this financial year has been cut by 90%. #DARVAS🥸

@ArpitAgar_Aurum @darvasboxtrader 5% stock LC to LC, no chance to exit

@darvasboxtrader I dont understand this. When you already told her that its a wrong stock when she was 87k down, why did she kept holding to show lose of over 3 lakhs?

@ohshutupSrish looks a smoking room fr

restaurant ke khaane se acha toh mujhe unka restroom laga😭

@mufaddal_vohra credit khud chal ke aata hai

URVIL PATEL ON MS DHONI’s ADVICE. 🗣️ “When I failed to convert in last 2 matches, I asked Mahi bhai what should I do. He said, ‘I don’t doubt your skills, but I doubt your mind. Just be clear, hit the right ball at the right place’. I want to thank Mahi bhai for this knock”.

@SelflessCricket hyping 20 runs of ropig 🤣🤣😭 these ropig fans stoop lower every fucking time. go fuck rohit’s mom whore

- 18 Players batted - 5 Players hit 2+ sixes - Only 2 of them played with 150+ SR - Only Rohit Sharma has 200+ SR If not those 20 Runs by Rohit Sharma. Match would have ended in 17th over itself.

@josemorgado so special. sori deserves this❤️

Wow. 36 year-old Sorana Cirstea, playing the last season of her career, gets her first EVER win against a world #1. Defeats Aryna Sabalenka 2-6, 6-3, 7-5 to reach the last 16 in Rome. 25-7 in 2026 -- incredible!

@BenRobson120 @josemorgado why doesn’t rest of the tour beat that 39 year old then?

@tdiary248 @josemorgado Because he beat a 39 year old ????

20yo Dino Prizmic beats his idol Novak Djokovic 2-6, 6-2, 6-4 to reach the 3rd round in Rome and become the first EVER croat to defeat Djokovic on clay. Biggest win and biggest moment of his career.

@WhatsUpRey less than your mother’s customers for sure because she’s the biggest whore

Next 4 matches of RCB MI, KKR, PBKS, SRH 🔥🥶 How many points will RCB chokers get?

@mufaddal_vohra i want to see my team collapse saarrr, gandu

Jitesh Sharma dismissed for 1 in 3 balls.

@SelflessCricket naya baap banaliya selfless randike? teri maa ki chut dharavi ke kutte

I won’t be surprised if the BCCI fines Prince Yadav for celebrating aggressively.

@SelflessCricket selfless sarrr neutral sarrr meri mummy randi sarrrr

MI winning CSK winning RCB losing PBKS losing World is healing again. 😭♥️

@SirtuineLover @josemorgado ah here comes an italian slut. go have some pizza whore.

@tdiary248 @josemorgado Your tears our skincare

Sinner non stop.