Sanjana

girl do i have news for u

'pungi' is such a lyrical brainrot like wdym bangle ke piche hai tala, ghusu kaha se main saala, laila ki khidki khuli hai, khidki ke niche hai nala, khidki pe koi khada hai, laila ka taka bheeda hai, maze udati hai meri mohabbat smooch maar ke... so freaking entertaining.

ok but ‘22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri and 26 pe chokra’ sounds so sorted bhai kaash

My HOD putting up ‘everyone requested to be present and seated on the grounds at 6.30 pm’ for a Shreya Ghoshal’s concert instead of CME on the department group was not on my bingo list

thak gayi hoon seminars banate banate

Translate old bollywood songs into sophisticated english and you’ve got an international banger

People used to sing "ja padosi ke chulhe se aag lai le" for fun. Now it's literally the backup plan

Does anyone have pdf of Baran & Dawbers diseases of Nails textbook in dermatology? Pls share, ty! #dermatology

god i see what youre doing for other people

jab instagram kholo kisi ki shaadi hojaati hai bhai when did we even grow up wtf

@Enola_guy12 Butttt also depends what everyone’s cut off for long term relationship is no

@teaarrific Yes, very common I think

is it actually common for people to be in your late 20s and have never had a long-term relationship? was discussing w a friend the other day

Men are failing miserably.

When I say my next boyfriend has to be my husband, I’m so serious. I can’t do heart break 😭

the real body count is how many people have lost the light behind their eyes the sparkle in their life and think love is myth bcs of you

There are so many great pharmacy sunscreens why do y'all use that minimalist and dot&key sunscreen dawg😭😭

Find someone who adores you the way I adore Mumbai

My derm SR really said ‘fuck work life balance, I wanna die already’ is this what late 20s does to u because i could relate

“i wanna meet people organically” bahar restaurant mein order karne mein gaand fatt jaati hai teri but

Realizing i can't identify love bombing because in my eyes that's how i'm meant to be treated