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@EDUwithEmily Would LOVE for my list to be cleared so I can give my firsties the best school year 🤍 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

One thing about me is I will most definitely report you if you’re selling animals on Facebook thank you goodnight

Is anyone a frequent spray tan person?? If I get one on the way to the airport and fly with it on and then shower it off later that night will it be ok or is that an awful idea?

@NYSleepQueen Literally what sparked me thinking about this 😂

@teacherslives As a Grey’s Anatomy fan, both

You think of Ellis as a

There’s a special place in hell for people who abandon animals in DUMPSTERS. Tiktok is killing me today 😭

@PoniesandSped Two of the 4 admins I’ve worked for were amazing! None current though 😩

Are there nice admins out there ?

@KaylaChowShow Absolutely.

Would you run, naked, through a mall for 1 minute for $1 million?

The Night Agent is SO GOOD

@CastellKim Canada Dry! 😂

@teacherslives What brand

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@FuckDemKids9 100000% agree.

*the context is*… a female walks up to you and says “can you check me?” Then proceeds to walk away with their back to you.

Ladies: if another female approached you and said “can you check me?”, would you know what they meant?

I can’t wait til my kids go to specials so I can sleep at my desk 😴

@ToddlersTrains I’m 9 weeks and definitely feel like I’m starting to show. NOTHING fits. It’s terrible 😩

@ToddlersTrains How far along are you?! You look adorable

@fatsthrnmgnolia Very smart!!!

@teacherslives Same. I stopped washing out clothes together. If he leaves something that makes a mess I leave it for him to clean.

One thing about me…I will NOT check your pockets. You don’t want pen all over your clothes, better take it out. Hubs learned the hard way when he left a pack of cigarettes in his pocket. I also will not turn your clothes right side out. They are washed the way I receive them.

My little blueberry has a heartbeat and things just got really real🥹🤍

@ToTeach16 It was a bit wild last weekend but it’s not a regular occurrence

@teacherslives After the crazy storms?

Midwesterners: when are we putting our patio furniture out?