Holland Oates

I solved the 8/19/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:49! nytimes.com/crosswords/gam…

It’s crazy how good I am at crying in public

Ozzy Osbourne feeds pigeons in George Square, Glasgow. (1982)

Nearly missed my train to a date because I was filling up a water pistol

It’s a power move when people cross the road before the green man

My body is not a temple it is Cumbernauld shopping centre cos it’s the worst and I hate it

I’ve never had a disco taxi

@_saoirse___ Sorry stalking you but I’m howling at this five years later this is sooo funny

Petition to have a bin near every postbox because the urge to slot my rubbsh in there nearly gets me every time

Now the sun is out I can’t blame my regular depression on SAD 😩 no one gets me x

@HuishGregg Is this still avail?

walking out of the bob dylan movie and wondering why I didn't know any of the songs or why he was a monkey

If you just seen me whitey into a bin in cairneyhill no you didn’t

The best part of Christmas dinner is directly afterwards when you find the turkey carcass on the kitchen floor surrounded by 3 guilty looking dogs

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My maws just screamed at me in the pub for saying I love 9/11 🫡

Employed again and I fear I will be carrying small plates and ducking behind bars to drink wanky beers for the rest of my life

@carter__davis1 @JamieMcdee Forced to delete cause I didn’t realise my patter had lowered to Jamie’s level 😔🤟

@carter__davis1 @JamieMcdee Fuck off hahahaa