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Teal Tide

@teal8604

I don’t know whether I’m the boxer or the bag

Lower Alabama Katılım Kasım 2010
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Lance Corporate
Lance Corporate@lance_corporate·
A reality show where talk show hosts have to do what they’re always telling other people to do. Dave Ramsey has 7 days to find a reliable $2,000 car for DoorDashing and a little old lady’s $500/month garage apartment to live in. Shawn Ryan has to serve as an Assistant U.S. Attorney where he’d prosecute Congressional corruption cases in federal court and have 12 months to secure a conviction. Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin have to survive an entire 31st MEU CENTCOM deployment as E-2s. Each its own season, all live-streamed to X.
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Teal Tide
Teal Tide@teal8604·
@Callunc Wake up with heart at 160 beats per minute
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CallUnc
CallUnc@Callunc·
When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41
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BowB4BJJ
BowB4BJJ@Bow_B4_BJJ·
White Belts: I can’t stress this one enough. If you can’t execute a technique at 30% speed, you definitely can’t do it at 100%. Slow it down, there are steps to the process for a reason. If you skip one, you normally start all over.
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Teal Tide@teal8604·
@Delisketo Turns out doing a wheel kick into a leg lock guys guard is not a good idea
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Cerebral Vigilante
Cerebral Vigilante@Delisketo·
MMA nowadays is missing a crazy submission fighter like Masakazu Imanari. Dude could pull off any move out of nowhere! Loved this little mofo.
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James A. Furey
James A. Furey@JamesAFurey·
After 30 years of being an Atheist, tonight I will be baptized, confirmed, and reconciled to God. I cannot stop thinking about it.
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Green Beret Nap Time
Guys, maybe we shouldn’t listen to habitual drug using comedians that crash out live on Joe Rogan because they fell for propaganda made for illiterate peasants… Seems like they may be uneducated and uninformed about what they are ranting on.
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Overton
Overton@overton_news·
Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”
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BLËUSKI
BLËUSKI@BleuCapone·
Lord not Gucci Mane Lafare. Gucci Sosa. Gucci Mane Montana from East Atlanta. Wilt Chamberlain. NOT Mr Perfect LAWD MY CHEST HURT 💔💔💔💔💔
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
Congrats! Commanders star safety Jeremy Reaves got married to his gorgeous fiancée Mikaela this weekend. True love is something special 🥹❤️
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MacMally 🍀
MacMally 🍀@MacMallyMMA·
Im all in on UCONN now. Why the coach dawg the ref like that 💀😭
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Father Time may have finally hit El Presidente…wtf is this?
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Rico Bo$co
Rico Bo$co@Return_Of_RB·
We all have Everyday struggles. The last comment was out of line, way out of line and in a fit of rage I vow to never have again. Apologies to @JeffNadu deeply. See you in the fall.
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Junior
Junior@DaytonaThe4th·
@JoeKania3 @Giants I recommend all defensive players wrestler after the season, it helps
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Joe Kania
Joe Kania@JoeKania3·
Apparently @Giants defensive end Kayvon Thibodeaux wrestles in the offseason. Love to see that.
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BowTiedYukon
BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
Just when I think I’ve left behind my childhood of growing up in a single wide trailer on a dirt road in the woods this banger drops and reminds me of who the fuck I am. Don’t forget who you are White Boy
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Fish_Groyper
Fish_Groyper@fish_groyper·
Literally no one does a better impression of Jews than Nick Fuentes
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