Piss

@Wafyru I’m popular at parties

@teapartyjpeg ah welp, at least it could fit into any tight thing and coil up inside i guess xddd

@teapartyjpeg waow... just like that one twilight parody movie.... O.O

@Sbeebsa Sometimes if you just have a base idea you can hand it off to someone to skeb, it’s sorta like Russian roulette but every chamber is filled with someone fun and surprising

@teapartyjpeg i SEE i see thats also a good option

I've been thinking about it and i actually kinda wanna do the whole fursona thing now but like.... how do i comission a ref sheet for a fursona like how does one go about that

@Wafyru I wrap it around my waist like a belt it makes 2 full rotations until it ends there

@teapartyjpeg you pee through your thigh!?!?? O.o

I realized I could just piss my pants when a customer angered me and my wrath has never been so free flowing

Guy who lost his virginity, became a born again virgin and is unable to lose it a second time. Born again incel.

Lowkey I get it. Sometimes I close my eyes and let the game speak to me and this is what I hear back

"You merely adopted the navy. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a legion until I was a man!" – Boat King Sextus Pompeius

收縮陰莖的冷空氣也是使乳頭硬化的空氣

White boy surprises waitress with such horrible mandarin they publicly executed him

@deluludoki Bigger just seems to mean less clothes

@teapartyjpeg Nahhhh let's go big. Lingerie maid outfit.

I love you, Overwatch.

@deluludoki I’m actually an amazing wifeleaver 🥺

@teapartyjpeg IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE THE JUNO MAIN YOU WILL LEARN ALL THE SUPPORT BECOME WIFELEAVER

When your day 1 duo starts dropping hints like you’re a dps support couple

Notice how I don’t respond and he takes it as an invitation to keep going

Never stay up with men past 12am

@deluludoki I would look good in a dress methinks

@teapartyjpeg You can be a woman if you try. Don't let your dreams just be dreams.

@deluludoki NO PLZ, im so fucking scared of losing what we have rn PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK WITH HER EX PLZ PLZ PLZ I NEED MY JUNO MAIN

@teapartyjpeg LMAO time to change your usernames to e-couple usernames

@Wafyru O Big Wafer, has this new back regimen been improving my wing spread?

if you ever feel safe, just remember that Big Wafer is watching you...