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The tomato is so beautiful, so darling. There is nothing she cannot do. Nothing.
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“fine” canine
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“fine” canine
@teartoxin
friday/viernes. fun at parties. 27. she/her softhearted dyke a hit dog will holler but this one will probably moan
Here Katılım Nisan 2012
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There are certain kinds of being abjectly miserable that are so fucking fun and theres one in particular that is so close i can taste it
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thinking abt 83 year old yuuji lying face down on nobara’s living room floor and whining bc even with all the toys and treats scattered around him, her cat still won’t come play. nobara ignores him and uses the laser pointer to bait the cat into pouncing on yuuji’s head.
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i wanna make a roguelike that looks like yomi hustle where you do a madness combat-style raid on a huge infinite office building
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@teartoxin In the end we may go down in flames, consumed by lust but at least we did things our way
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This is fake masochist shit because of the leidenfrost effect but its still fun
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Girl who gets a tongue piercing and has to wear a muzzle during sex to ensure she doesn’t give in and start kissing her partner
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they won't even let trans women compete in the oppression Olympics bc of our biological advantages 😔😔
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It is really funny how June and Jade were quite literally MADE to have bad eye sight
Soooooo funny man, not even Vriska or Terezi or Fucking Eridan were born w glasses but the entire jamily HAD to have it
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what’s the etiquette for liking your friends on hinge. and what’s the etiquette for liking the friends whom you kinda have a crush on
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@hontologies I was gonna say i know at least like five dolls who do know this
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just for comparison how long are my lesbian followers having sex for
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wait how long are straight ppl having sex for??? bc I feel like 40 minutes is a bare minimum
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i cant believe we're both trans, mexican and emo!!
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Really funny to be telling my boss time and time again “i don’t fucking know what I’m doing” and she keeps being like “yes you do its okay” like alr keep paying me i guess
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Whenever I talk about being bad at my job and how i’m constantly terrified i’m gonna get fired ppl always take it as some imposter syndrome bullshit but its like no i’m genuinely a fucking idiot and everyone keeps giving me responsibilities
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