dean loynes

When she asks you why you want nudes?

If someone corrects your grammar you lose

@LozzTaylor1 Fat thumbs soz

@technodean Weirdo

STILL haven’t been ghetto golf nor hanbao yet what am I even doing with my life

I’m giving away X2 signed vinyl copies of my new album ‘Rise’ and free guest list for every show on my album tour later this year. For your chance to win follow @solotoko_ & RT this post. Winners will be contacted next week ☁️

@PvlpFicti0n__ Enjoy open.spotify.com/track/51GwyUVb…

Cheap when all your new clothes for tomorrowland haven't been delivered

How good are bagels though?

@PvlpFicti0n__ Heard Freya ridings cover

@_erin_porter @ronan_jp

pls watch this video of my nephew 😭😭

@LewisCapaldi @megan_blackmore I'm Lewis capaldi

FUCK

3 days to tomorrowland and probably the death of me or @harryperry90

Been thinking the same dave

It's impossible to have just one plate of chinese

@AshGriffo___ @ronan_jp

@zorhodesx I have been informed. Strange town we live in.

Me when my mum asks me why I’m in debt, fat and ruining my life

@zorhodesx You terrify me sometimes

@harryperry90 Be sound we will dave