Senator Ted Cruise (parody)

Larry David does not give a damn. Cheryl Hines is a deplorable along with her husband, trump and their idiot followers

@AdamSchefter @LeBatardShow Can we just leave the mannequin somewhere as the testimony to the dysfunction of the Snyder ownership, and that which Goodell not only endorsed but routinely defended.

Commanders will be removing the previous Sean Taylor installation and partnering with Jackie Taylor and the Taylor family on a new statue — a positive step in continuing to honor their legends appropriately.

@days0fblunder @acarlitos27 @lumbeecarl @MikMcDaniel Take it easy on him, he paid for a blue check, so being scammed is easy.

let me get this right. Steph Curry can endorse Kamala Harris live at the DNC but people are shaming Brittany Mahomes because she liked a Trump post?

@Jamieshaw799331 @AJDelgado13 @KamalaHarris Oh shit, the guy who has worms eating his brain is endorsing a felon. 🤭

@AJDelgado13 @KamalaHarris When rfk joins trump today make sure yall cope!!! I wanna see them liberal tears!!

My overall impression, post-DNC, is Trump's candidacy is over. There's no beating the support and momentum that @KamalaHarris has.

@Acyn Dude stole money from kids with cancer

Eric Trump: Donald Trump was the best President this country ever had

absolutely gut wrenching -- the DNC features testimonials from women who lost students and children during mass shootings

@laurenboebert Maybe take care of your kids? They’re a fuxking mess

I was saddened to hear about Oprah’s issues with income inequality and oppression last night. I had always assumed having amassed a net worth of $3,000,000,000 and being the owner of a wildly successful television network meant she had been able to achieve the American dream. I hope she’ll be able to overcome in the next few years. Thought and prayers.

@Asadkaz74665120 @TrumpDailyPosts He pushed to have the border bill vetoed lol

@TrumpDailyPosts President Donald J TRUMP Knows how to protect America and Americans 💕

Pocahontas is now speaking at the DNC. She used her fake Indian heritage to scam the system. Her mother told her she had “high cheekbones,” and therefore she was Indian, who would use this hoax on applications everywhere. It worked until she got caught. 10024th Indian, remember? Donald Trump Truth Social 07:40 PM EST 08/22/24 @realDonaldTrump

@TrumpDailyPosts Sup nazi

@BeNiceNatasha @instagram And I thought we had dinner planned at Peter Luger in Caesar’s. Fuck.

Hey people & @instagram this person is NOT me.

@HogBoomer @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis Yes, I can’t afford it. I’m just an average GED Trump supporter who’s been living on welfare and unemployment, but blame immigrants who want to work and work hard for money I could earn but I’m just a wee little white nationalist Trumper blaming immigrants for taken merr jerrbb

@tedcruisecoup @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis Can you not afford it?

I’m sorry some anonymous people are mean to you on the Internet, Mina. But you still haven’t shared any of the “horrible lies” @outkick published about you that you asserted had occurred three days ago and caused this. Where are the lies? Thanks.

@HogBoomer @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis lol paying $100 to make yourself think you are important is really not the flex here, guy.

@tedcruisecoup @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis “I’m too broke for $100 a year” isn’t a flex

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis Is that what Elon told you? Cuck?

@tedcruisecoup @ClayTravis Once you get 1k subscribe that’s when it becomes profitable.

Hey @minakimes still waiting for the “horrible lies” from @outkick. In the meantime, YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE SO MEAN. LOOK AT WHAT THEY SENT ME. THIS IS WHY NO ONE NORMAL WILL TALK TO YOU! YOU CAUSED THIS!

@LoverOfThe69 @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick That’s right. Pay for your blue check clown. 🤡

@tedcruisecoup @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick Hahaha lolol

@McDonalds @DevinFeltman Can’t reply to me? Went to a store and out of stock!

@DevinFeltman that ain't right, Dino. could you share your phone number, app email address, and a copy or snapshot of your order receipt via DM so we can look into it? twitter.com/messages/compo…

cheers to ur new fav cup, Collector’s Meal out now

@McDonalds I went to a store today.. out of stock lol

Weird.

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis lol sure

@LoverOfThe69 @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick Hahaha you’re a clown lol. Keep it up bra

@tedcruisecoup @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick I have money to spend lmao sounds like you’re a victim of Bidenomics. Enjoy your ads broke boy

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis From who lol?

@tedcruisecoup @ClayTravis No I get paid