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@mission2denmark @samscrta okay this drawing ROCKS

@samscrta Here's the copilot Lt. Corp. Leeds. Says he knows you.

We're going to Mars today.

hey.

Hey @moby_dickhead, you still being haunted by ghosts?

@saturnspike Yea. anything 4 my main mang tej. took frever 2 dig up tehe old passwrod.

Hey @realDonaldTrump please join me in admonishing @arizonadrinks for their tasteless "I heart big cans" campaign

Hey @DrinkAriZona. Your "I <3 Big Cans" campaign is tasteless. Do the right thing: Ditch it and apologize. We're trying to have a society.

"A Battlebot. I'd like to own a Battlebot. Not to build one, but whichever one wins? I want it." -Jimmy Carter on remaining goals at age 90

"Don't worry. I've alerted the neighborhood that a doorbell rang in this movie you are watching. We are safe now." Monkey the dog

@JrzyJoePiscopo Thank you! Class act! #wfmu # TomThon

Hey @JamesFrancoTV Can you please RT? An NJ radio station dedicated to freaky geekiness needs pledges tonight! @wfmu #TomThon

Hey @MRodOfficial Can you please RT? A cool NJ radio station needs pledges tonight! I'd be lost without it! @wfmu #TomThon

Hey @GuyFieri Can you please RT? A totally sweet dive of a radio station in NJ needs pledges tonight! @wfmu #TomThon

Hey @unclelukereal1 Can you please RT? An dirty a$$ radio station in NJ needs pledges tonight! @wfmu #TomThon

Hey @headgeek666 Can you please RT? A cool NJ radio station needs pledges tonight! @wfmu #TomThon

"Shout out to our sound guy tonight! Take a bow, Bane!"

hapy new year everyone. remeber, nex year = we r all nice to eachother every day and we never say gnagnam stylee again. PLS RT!!

"Put a coin in the butt and it farts." —John @Hodgman

@maura waht = so xiting?