Ted

I changed my mind this is a parody account now

@teddokuma Ted shhhhhhhhh…

What MASSIVE FORESHADOWING!!! And by foreshadowing I mean the shadows her tits are casting on my face when I’m looking at them🤤

Seth MacFarlane says he’s considering making a new ‘Ted’ live-action movie for Peacock. (Source: deadline.com/2026/04/seth-m…)

@comic_sans2015 SANS I LOVE YOU GIVE ME 1 CHANCE PLEASE I BEG PLEASE

@teddokuma ⁉️⁉️⁉️

My ship tier list 💝💝💝💖💖💖

@nightm_fredbear You actually got me fuck you

some fnaf animatronics give me- haha got you

this next one might get you messy

@saionji67 Why

@Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh @gggmiuiruma Trust me pal, you don't wanna know.... oh the horrors... 😨

@teddokuma @gggmiuiruma //the hell did Mahiru do?!?!?

SOME HOPES PEAK STUDENTS GIVE ME- woah what the fuck did you guys see that what the fuck

@DumbbellVictim i’d call monokuma handsome

J-Jin? I assume you're talking about him... since nobody would call Monokuma handsome... Uhm... he's... weird... I d-don't really like him... considering everything with K-Kamukura... s-sorry

// suffered a pretty bad injury, i’m fine just recovering. don’t expect me to be that active this week

LEAVE MY DAD ALONE CHUMP

@baseballHATER69 Your dads a plushist! Your dads a plushist!

@teddokuma CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER HAD LIKE 600 SITUATIONSHIPS BUT COULDNT KEEP EM

@ItsKoichiKiza Woah. That's racist. Imagine if Monokuma or Monomi heard that. They'd feel #sad and #discriminated.

Hah, I won’t retract what I said, to be quite frank, I don’t think anyone gives a shit about what you think.

@baseballHATER69 I'm not a cheater, but even if I was, your dad's still problematic.... gulp

@teddokuma SAYS THE CHEATER

@ItsKoichiKiza is a racist. Kill him

Am I a hecking wholesome chongus or not 😅😅