Hunter

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Hunter

Hunter

@teddykingly

Retard

Katılım Aralık 2022
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Moongazer
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket·
Bought a girl a drink at the bar tonight and told the bartender to point me out when he gave it to her. Something about her excited me. I have not had sex in twelve months. I watch as he brings the Negroni to her and her friends. They’re confused. I watch him explain. They giggle. I’m nauseas. He points down the bar to me. They freeze. I raise my Michelob Ultra at the three girls while ensuring my eyes linger on my darling for one extra moment and smile. Our gazes meet. She has fallen for me. I have not touched a woman in a very long time. You mean so much to me baby. And your breasts are whispering my name. I retreat inward and begin screaming buzzwords in my head to transfer them to the astral plane and into her subconscious. “MONEY MONEY ATTENTION MONEY” I am implanting these sensations within her and watching her visibly change. She’s panting and caressing her body. Begging for me. This works every time. I stand up and begin walking toward her. She detaches from the clutches of her friends. Their jealous talons grasp out at her as they try to pry her from happiness. From me. She is headed right toward me. I sprint toward her and she sprints toward me. Our souls are bound and once we touch we will never be separate again. Just as she leaps out to me in passionate expectation of rescue I lower my shoulder full force into her chest. The impact shatters her sternum and clavicle as she whips backwards and slams her head on the floor. She dies instantly. I continue to sprint without stopping until I have ran out the bar door and around the corner. I catch my breath and hear footsteps. I look up. Her friend. She was impressed by my confidence. Exactly as I planned it. We go back to my apartment and rip each others clothes off as soon as we get through the door. Mere seconds before insertion she starts crying about her ex boyfriend and saying sorry to me over and over and over again and she just won’t shut the fuck up about how she’s a terrible person I seriously don’t care. I seriously do not care. $65 to make her Uber home. I can’t deal with this daily nightmare
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daro
daro@darogit·
@teddykingly @NWordBiden Idk bro, grass can't do law stuff so there must be some sort of spirit/ghost involved
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Some dude
Some dude@NWordBiden·
This is more racist than anything I’ve ever said about black people
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
Michael Jackson is the greatest artist of the last century
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Arynne Wexler
Arynne Wexler@ArynneWexler·
Tucker has 7300 paid subscribers Not 73,000 7,300 Stop falling for it
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TB EGO
TB EGO@TomBradyEgo·
Denver Broncos All Time Players Tier List
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