jake the dog

@BingleyWeekend Hey, my address has changed since last year? Is there anyway to get an e-ticket if we don’t have access to the physical ticket for today?

🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 25 fantastic new acts have been added to this year’s lineup! This will sell out so get your day, weekend, camping and VIP tickets now at: bingleyweekender.ticketline.co.uk #BingleyWeekender

@walls youtube.com/watch?v=EF2wo3…

a cracker is just an excuse to eat a slice of cheese

Outrageous that this man was given a knighthood. Did they even check him for hidden cameras before he knelt before the Queen? #Upskirting

@Crowtagonist only just saw this! julian sends his love ❤️ x

New single HUSH out now. youtube.com/watch?v=PaEEtE…

@how_ardently @AdoreDelano PARTTYY🐷 xx

I SAID MAAAAYBE let's get fucked as you were TE x @EmmaLouise_J @_sam_pickering

@EmmaLouise_J @_sam_pickering

Sculptors like Bernini (1600’s) captured such intense detail and texture in solid marble… this makes my brain hurt.

@Classic_picx @_sam_pickering

@adamcroft4 mate that's amazing! well in

@EmmaLouise_J i'm up for that, we've got a lot to catch up on!! the piss is calling🍻🍆

@EmmaLouise_J come back to lincoln soon mate i miss you!!⚡️🐋

@EmmaLouise_J ofc you did you big gofff🌚 IF IN DOUBT FREAK EM OUT

I do not say this lightly, but I think this could be the most heartbreakingly pathetic tweet I've ever seen.