teddy ♡

teddy's clothed for once

@ScarredFr0mL1fe it does if i say so

@teddytodoroki Trust me teddy, it doesn't work like that unfortunately

not allowed to smoke weed on my medication...which is actually ok because i rarely do anymore but like.... should i replace it with alcohol

someone mentioned this scene in a tiktok and i can't believe i'd forgotten about it till now

but would you take pictures of me while i sit in your lap wearing skimpy clothing until you get hard

i had to look up what the offending object was called

ran my hip bone directly into the faceplate of my closet door and it immediately raised and looked bruised...a sign i should not do laundry me thinks

without the depression this time

drunk teddy could come back

@Sword_luvstorie it's always the people you least expect

@teddytodoroki Real... shhhh but I'm one too I just don't advertise it...

i am a pervert 😔

@Sword_luvstorie i might as well embrace it at this point

@Sword_luvstorie so real, why is meeting people the hardest part of dating

God I hate saying apps but I actually do not know where else to go to meet women my hometown is desolate.

@Sword_luvstorie but this one is my favorite

@teddytodoroki You could always try a...different exercise variation...

regret regret! i have regrets! worst shift ever

@Sword_luvstorie unfortunately i will not learn from this

@teddytodoroki Just don't do the squats next time...

@Sword_luvstorie reaping what i sowed

@teddytodoroki Oh NO

@Sword_luvstorie how does it feel to be calorie rich

Would you believe me if I told you my intake is still 3000 calories a day... (for 1lbs a week weight loss)

will it stop me from doing it again...no

(i have never been to the gym)

post workout pictures are my favorite to take