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You can only pick one- 1. 100k per day 2. 100m at once 3. 10k per minute 4. 1k per second. Let me see how smart you all are 😂😂

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GOD I NEED $100K

I'm bored.. show me a photo that looks like it's from pinterest, But it's actually yours.

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I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him. I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.

You can only pick two 1. A new car 2. ⁠2 million per month 3. ⁠Unlimited free food 4. ⁠Job of choice 5. ⁠100 million right now

After a breakup who heals faster, men or women?