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#PROJECTHAILMARY :: gotta get up and try !

@holdinontostars yeah most of the phm fandom can relate i feel 😭 what ive learned is that yall Dont Enjoy Being Happy </3

@tedinof I don't make happy tweets, if you can't tell 😭

the concept of the suicide aspect of the mission only becoming difficult once grace was involved... yeah im gonna throw up

@holdinontostars 😭

@tedinof oh yeah okay fair

@holdinontostars ive been seeing your devastating tweets on my priv tl for the last week, so id argue that its deserved!! karma, if you will!! (/lhj)

@tedinof @CasaraSmith Hey so you can't hurt me on my own tweet pls delete /lh j

can someone make a roleplay account for the gay man please

@estelsstuff id like to submit the leaking fuel tank for consideration as well

some ideas for phm parody accounts: Ryland Grace's rubber gloves, Lava beanbag, petrovascope, venus, rocky's tunnel, erid, skittles or twizzlers, xenonite, leading scientist at the UNESCO denmark conference, microscope,The beetles, whiteboard...

@PetrovaTaskfrce MAN THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT.... @EvaStrattHM GET ME OFF THE ROSTER OR THE ASTROPHAGE IS GETTING EATEN!!! ALL OF IT!!!

@tedinof If you have any complaints or grievances, please formally send an E-mail to our help desk, available through our website! If this is an urgent problem, please contact Eva Stratt.

.@PetrovaTaskfrce hey i am a liability btw please #remove me from the roster ❤️

DONT RETWEET THIS?! I WILL EAT THE ASTROPHAGE DONT EVEN

@graceluvrocky FUCK THEY GOT ME IN THERE TOO, DAMN IT 😭😭😭😭 I DID IT TO MYSELF I HATE IT HEREJDHDHDH

@tedinof STOP IT I DONT WANT TO GO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

what the fuck. im so fucking scared they following me im not an astronaut

i am genuinely in tears oh god

@HailMaryBeetle sounds fun! loved the abbey road album btw, big fan of your work 🤞

@tedinof pretty sure dr grace is still loading them with samples & data

this looks so good rn

@ZyphOnMic thank you thank you 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️❤️❤️❤️

@tedinof the intro made me giggle Fantastic edit wonderful scrumptious amazing

#COLTSEAVERS & #THEDRIVER :: #hard

the driver is here 🙂‍↕️

thinking abt ryland grace happy trail and bush send tweet

@lucawindmover i might post a little drabble to ao3... 👀👀 ill post about it if/when i do!!

@tedinof Please tell me you're writing it and where I can find it, lol

thinking about the driver moving in next to grace and immediately becoming interested in him thinking about the driver driving grace to work so he doesnt have to ride his bike thinking about the driver intercepting stratt before she can take grace away thinking...!!!

@lucawindmover the concept of the driver physically putting himself in between grace and stratt and telling her that they have a "date" and that he cant go. (its total bullshit, but she needs to think that grace has someone waiting for him at home & that he'd like to keep it that way!)

YOU MUST BE JOKING. 😭😭😭😭