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uncle gubsy
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BGT AP🎢 love my owner
on the serengeti flyer Katılım Ağustos 2021
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The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Jones the sausage dog is stealing their attention during Pride Month
Dexerto@Dexerto
Jones the sausage dog went viral after appearing on the red carpet at the Beef Season 2 premiere
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I do like that we used to say shit like "length doesn't matter, girth does" as a body positivity sentiment lmao. Like everyone's heart was in the right place but it's funny to be like, "Don't worry about your short dick as long as it's not also thin. Oh... it's thin too? Yikes."
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@XiWellWisher @voidsrus4 Asking AI to generate "Big Mouth character in real life" and getting this as a result
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When you tell an Asian person you didn’t fuck with 88rising in 2018😭😭😭😭😭🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted
more proof the chinese are more american than we’d like to admit
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Was hiking behind a group of gay guys today who were talking about how they started smoking weed and stopped drinking because $20 of weed lasts 5 months, and they can't afford cocktails anymore. Recession imminent
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Finishing a pack of rolling papers is crazy bc what do you mean I smoked 50 joints?
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Twink that looks like a memory keeps viewing my grindr profile
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@tedmoder @Bonzombiekitty @MateriaHigh @Hezbolsonaro I don't disagree.... but the actions of one or a few... don't dictate how you treat random strangers simply because they're in uniform.
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The reverse scenario is probably 10 times more likely to occur with how bad boomers have rotted their brains. When I was in high school I had to stop myself from lecturing a Vietnam vet about how no, people did not spit on you when you returned.
Judianna@Judianna
An all too frequent occurrence here, tbh.
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@IvarOneEye @Bonzombiekitty @MateriaHigh @Hezbolsonaro to say a veitnam soldier NEVER killed a baby, anywhere, just isn’t true
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@tedmoder @Bonzombiekitty @MateriaHigh @Hezbolsonaro I never said you did sir... I'm simply sharing what I saw my uncle go through after he came home. To say these things NEVER happened, anywhere, just isn't true.
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Explaining consensual sex to a French person:
“Imagine a strike”
Balthazar@Balthazar_Again
@CerfiaFR Super, un partenaire peut imposer une grève du sexe éternelle à l'autre.
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truly cannot imagine conceiving of sex this way. it’s really sad it’s the ultimate example of our human tendency to focus on the destination instead of the journey
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