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Where can you be touched that instantly turns you on?

I feel so bad for nerds and Christian men. Yall these hoes backup plan. 😂✌🏾

Have had to stop using my Benz for an entire month 😂😩. Ku 49 sikuli bwino 🙌🏽

Winawake chibwenzi chake chinatha koma wamasuka Looks like the regime was very strict

“I’ll never call you again” introverts:

J Cole admits he be lying in his songs saying he think he’s the best “It’s a persona & I really be having people believing that ish” “In real life if u ask me if im the best no, I just put on that cape” Black Thought, Kendrick Lamar, Lupe etc are better on any given day

My boyfriend lost 400k to betting last week 5 days ago: he lost 100k Yesterday: he lost 100k Today: he won 600k Now he thinks he cashed out 600k 😭 Unknown to him… he just recovered all his losses 🤦🏽‍♀️ My boyfriend is A FOOL. Say NO to betting‼️❌

Unpopular opinion about cheating

SOH CAH TOA 😭😭

"I think Ronaldo's head hits the pillow and he thinks, I wish I was as good as Messi!" Joe Cole explaining the mentality of elite level footballers in our latest Breakdown episode 🧠

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I just saw a video of a woman in Tanzania jumping over a dying horse three times, and it woke up. According to a local belief, if a very sick animal is jumped over by a virgin girl, it can recover.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA have officially announced the new rules for the 2026 World Cup! 1️⃣ 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗦: When a player is taken off, he has 10 seconds to leave the pitch. If they take longer, their replacement will have to wait one minute before entering, leaving his team with one fewer player. 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪-𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦: Once a throw-in or goal kick takes place, a 5-second timer will be applied. If the player takes longer than 5 seconds, it will result in loss of possession. 3️⃣ 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: A player receiving medical attention on the field MUST LEAVE and WAIT one minute before returning on the pitch, unless the injury was caused by a foul sanctioned with a card. 4️⃣ 𝗩𝗔𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡: VAR will now be able to review second yellow cards that have lead to a red, as well as incorrectly awarded corner kicks. 5️⃣ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦: Only the captain is allowed to request explanations from the referee, if the rest of the players talk to the referee surround the referee, they will be given a yellow card.

J. Cole says he wanted to diss Kendrick Lamar "just enough" on "7 Minute Drill" to get past the public pressure of not responding so he could move on and drop 'The Fall-Off': "Everything I'm saying to him, I know, and he know, it's all survivable." (via Talk With Flee)