ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝗠𝘼𝙍𝙎𝙃

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ # 𝔡𝘂𝗱𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 f̲𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 u̲𝗽 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀@tegridyman and i

⠀ ⠀⠀ at least once a fortnight, dude.

͏͏͏ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐁𝐄𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐒

⠀ ⠀⠀ he puts up his hands in an almost defensive manner — an attempt to swiftly cut her off. “no— i̲’m̲ sorry, wendy. you’re right. i was acting like a total douche.”

gives a quick, “oh— shit, here—” and hands her the c̲o̲r̲r̲e̲c̲t̲ one this time. fuck having a girlfriend. this was embarrassing.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀given that this was their sixty-sixth break up, he should feel a lot less nervous with the practice. though he doesnt. ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀”oh! uh. here, wendy.” he hands her a coffee cup. the wrong one. a hasty snatch back is all thats needed before he +

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ hes ordered two coffee cups to sit in ( one is filled with water. he hates how bitter coffee tastes but doesnt want to look childish in front of wendy )

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ hes already on it. immediately. anything she wants.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ .. hey, @LlLMlSSPERFECT . would she be down to visit cafe monet. . ❔as friends, of course .

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀his dads drunk-shooting tolkiens house with stans paintball equipment again. he’s kinda hoping his neighbours report randy so cps can get involved.

⠀ ⠀sorry kenny.

RT @LlLMlSSPERFECT: ⠀ ⠀i like picking on my ex boyfriend 💓

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Single Again. twitter.com/borabitch85/st…

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀DU— WENDY. I’M SORRY, OKAY? YOU KNOW I DONT THINK ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF!

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀IM SO NOT, WENDY.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . . grandpa ?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀DUDE. YOURE GROUPING ME UP WITH THE REST OF THESE IDIOTS??

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ rewind on that past tense. i WAS the only decent one???????? WAS⁉️

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ who the fuck are you ⁉️

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀? dude.