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@crackdealer29 @idiotpeach I laughed at this

@idiotpeach shes probably jealous that you get to eat turkey legs and she has to balance the balance sheets by throwing everything to misc exp

one of my college friends who I haven’t seen since my sophomore year is coming to the ren fair this weekend. I warned her I needed to film a YouTube video and she said she didn’t mind. but holy fuck this is about to be level 10 embarrassing.

#surly #crosscheck all buttoned up and ready to eat some hills 🥝

magic happening in the stand ✨

Pancake bandit 💕

@_sorrengailll Why are so many men commenting lol?….

And to the women that live on their own, pay a car note, car insurance, rent, gas, groceries, self-care, including nails, hair, toes, & waxes, and save money. What do you do for work?

New job, same attitude. I am bicycle mechanic now, guyse. Clap for me.

@Hecate__II Hi hi 💕

Hi guyse I started wrenching again at a bicycle shop and the shop dog rly likes me 🙃

“All women do is use men” First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

Also fuck cantilever brakes ✨

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

no more discord Ape write message on leaf wind blow to you. Reach when need most.

FF7 but they are blowing up data centers

how is snowboarding in the olympics if you aren’t allowed to smoke weed

Finally said goodbye to all my browser tabs. I’ll never forget you spinach dip recipe

This is why I don’t talk to none of yall on that damn game 😭

@emocore404 @xevekiah The “love” you’re talking about? No, hopefully not. One that is mutual? More than likely already have 😘

the dating pool for young women is literally: - porn addicts - "sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - emotionally distant manipulators - performative "woke" men who still treat women like sh*t

@pamlabyrinth Or 35+ because lemme tell you. I don’t have the patience anymore.

if ur 19-21 and u wanna live with ur bf please dont do It

TEA is so cool cuz it can be like oolong tea or a sweet treat milk tea or the epic of Alexander or gossip with the girls