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@JupiterExchange @soy_muse @inversebrah intern on the Hunt

@soy_muse hi cutiee

SAME PERSON?? SAME PERSON!!

@0xaporia Works Both ways kinda

Monthly reminder: For the most part, trading psychology™ is a grift. You have no business managing emotions if you haven’t first built solid cognition. It’s like stressing about tire pressure on a car with no engine.

@gothburz @OUchrisNFTs @pensowow wtf

I am the Director of Professional Signal Intelligence at LinkedIn. Every time you log in, we search your computer. Not metaphorically. We run code that scans your installed software. Every browser extension. Every application. We catalog it. We transmit it to our servers. We share it with a third-party cybersecurity firm you've never heard of. The tracking pixel is zero pixels wide. We hid it off-screen. You never consented. We never asked. Our privacy policy doesn't mention it. That's networking. We call the program Project Handshake internally. The Slack channel is handshake-telem. In 2024 we scanned for 461 products. By February this year we scan for over 6,000. I don't know what all of them are. Nobody does. Someone on my team added categories for browser extensions that identify practicing Muslims. Someone added extensions for neurodivergent users. Someone added 509 job search tools. That last one is my favorite. We can tell which of our one billion users are secretly looking for new jobs. On the platform where their current boss checks their profile. That's networking. We scan for 200 products that compete with LinkedIn's sales tools. Apollo. Lusha. ZoomInfo. We know each user's real name, employer, and job title. We mapped exactly which companies use which competitor products. We extracted their customer lists from their users' browsers. Without anyone knowing. Then we sent legal threats to the users we caught. The EU told us to open our platform to third-party tools. We published two restricted APIs. They handle 0.07 calls per second. Our internal API, Voyager, handles 163,000 calls per second. In Microsoft's 249-page compliance report, the word "Voyager" appears zero times. That's networking. I presented our Software Disclosure Rate metrics at a leadership summit last quarter. The conference room is called The Fishbowl. Glass walls. Appropriate. There's a plaque on the wall. Q3 Competitive Landscape Award. I won it for the extension scanning initiative. Someone asked if users had a way to opt out. I said they can close their browser. The room laughed. I wasn't sure why. I browse LinkedIn on a Chromebook with no extensions. Most of the team does. The platform that helps you get hired searches your computer every time you visit. We know your name. We know your employer. We know your religion. Your disabilities. Your politics. Whether you're looking to leave. That's networking. The system works exactly as designed. I designed it.

@Eli_Holgers @pensowow

Wenn in prenzlauer Berg die Sojamilch ausgeht.

@OrwellNGoode @pensowow

@vxunderground @pensowow

Someone appeared on 4chan today claiming to have the source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being fake. Someone else appeared and leaked the actual source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being real Classic

@spinitbackzed @pensowow

This might be the smoothest edit I've ever seen

@MarioNawfal @pensowow

Bro, this is exactly why graphics cards are so expensive right now That being said... it's totally worth it😂

@uncledoomer @pensowow

@BaldKnower @pensowow

Buy a Mac mini Download clawdbot Get a basic 3D printer Go in debt if you have to In less than a week I have made enough to buy hundreds of Mac minis with this build

@jakeshieldsajj @pensowow

It would be funny if Epstein is found alive because he didn't want to use a different Fortnite account

@vxunderground @pensowow

> Epstein writes down email and password > FBI finds it > Stores as evidence > Doesn't censor > Released > Nerds find Epstein password > No MFA > I wonder if anyone logged in? > Look inside

@alifarhat79 @pensowow

OpenAI in 2057 after finding out you have 512 KB of RAM in your broken Casio calculator

@duelletsgethigh @JamesWynnReal It was months ago

I hold the RECORD for the LARGEST EVER $BTC long position of over $1.26bn dollars with a $31.6m margin. Join before it's too late: t.me/Wynn_Trades - Wynn 🫡

@comic @JamesWynnReal Thats another record 😂

@JamesWynnReal And you got liquidated

@CirrusNFT >short pnkstr > … > Profit ???

Cryptopunks floor currently sitting at $80,000 Here are all of the Cryptopunks that are currently being used as collateral in a loan for more than $80,000 Wonder what happens next

@FFVV1211 @durov @TorbenPlatzer

this is actually kind of crazy lol @durov just launched the first fully decentralized, 100% private AI compute network. Centralized cloud giants overcharge and sell our data for years so with this, your prompts & data NEVER leave your control. No Amazon, No Microsoft, No spying. GPU owners participating already earning $TON, thinking about pluggin my GPU myself ngl lol Imo this is the start of something beautiful in tech that most don't realize.

@tom777cruise @pensowow

best clanker i've seen so far

@Nstr_tj Saw that Video One of the few Accounts you really get value from These days Keep it up Brother

@ThinkingUSD Bagner

Trading is the best video game on earth Perps is the best game mode, financial search and destroy