teika

Friendly reminder to take your puppy girl on a walk in nature to stimulate her.

When she apologizes, but I don't hear: "Sorry, Daddy, I'll never do it again. I'll be a good girl from now on." So I lowkey don't forgive her.

Me and who? /jk

lil miss attitude until she is stuck gripping the bedsheets like her life depends on it.

Streaming bf 🤝 gf that tell him what to do

Some people won't understand your words. Some won't even need words to understand you.

No rizz but I can sexually unfrustrate you for the next 10 years in 1 night.

Me and who?

"What are your intentions with my daughter?" My intentions:

I wouldn't blink at your weirdest, dirtiest fantasies. I would lean in and ask what you want next.

Manivesring someone who's in love with my darkness just as much as they're in love with my light.

I would edge you until you cry real tears.

Overworked and underfucked so stop asking me why I have such an attitude problem unless you want to come fix it.

"Can you stop the attitude?" Can you make me stop the attitude? :3

If she's wearing lingerie for Valentine's Day, don't take it off, put it on the side.

Me and who?

Date idea: I chase you in the woods with a chainsaw

Us when?

"What's the problem?" Nothing. "Why the attitude then?" I'm just a brat :3

Me and who?