telly salley

@Breaking911 @1864Memes Kentucky is the new word for Pedo

BREAKING: Thomas Massie has officially conceded to Ed Gallrein in Kentucky’s KY-04 Republican primary.

@CJGRISHAM @PurebloodTweak @AnaxisV2 @CJ2ALawyer Attorneys are “Officers “ of the Court. Automatically part of the System on day one. Kind of an oxymoron really.

@PurebloodTweak @AnaxisV2 @CJ2ALawyer NOOO! I have ZERO desire to be a politician. I barely like that i became an attorney.

Please follow my alt account @CJ2ALawyer. This one is going away soon.

@CJGRISHAM @CJ2ALawyer Done

@aruvinchan Roommate till divorce

This man did everything correctly: 1. Immediately withdraw 2. Cancel all plans 3. Keep using her own words back at her 4. Snap at her when she tries to touch him If any girl rejects intimacy, that's what I'd do. I'd also leave her for good. 👍

@FiveTimesAugust @elonmusk Wonder if he brought any of those crazy Grimmy kids or maybe the Trsnnysexuel one. Winning bigly!!!!!!

@elonmusk Remember when you said Trump was in the Epstein files though.

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

@FinancialPhys I want to be a Stage Builder. Hangings, beheading guillotine, Fire Pits. Whatever has to get done. Call “Trial by Combat Man”!! 1-800-769-3309

Trial by combat should absolutely be a thing Everyone wants to gut a judge or a pig

@TaraBull Yup

Given the accusations, do you still stand by Rep. Thomas Massie?

@LelandYee4CA @JOKAQARMY1 Turnt away from them all. Why wasn’t there at least one line of DEET?

@JOKAQARMY1 the tick probably cant tolerate the oily texture on the paper. was there a control oil tested, ie one that is not known to repel ticks? and, are we pouring these oils undiluted on our skin? this is not a great test. fuck ticks btw

Oils that Ticks hate 👀

@AmiriKing I drive as little with my wife in the car.

This is EXACTLY why women shouldn’t be in: • law enforcement • politics • the military • positions of power I dare one woman to argue this with me.

@FinancialPhys @ThrillaRilla369 Government workers in general.

@ThrillaRilla369 When was the last public execution of a politician?

When was the exact moment in America when everything started going downhill?

@FinancialPhys What r u dropping it in too?

It’s just a sign of the times, going forward in reverse

@J_Millus_MT Finally, someone man enough to say the quiet part out loud.

The aliens are apparently 4 ft tall. Once the head is safely at the taxidermist, I think that whole thing will fit in the smoker.

@AnthonySabatini You’re the man for the job. 🤞🫵

Tie them up & deport them all Get them the hell out

@FinancialPhys @LaurenWitzkeDE @atutruckers Sounds like a list of jobs soon to be done by AI.

@LaurenWitzkeDE @atutruckers The pig will get a mild reprimand and made to patrol somewhere else The driver will be given a new fake ID and put in a different truck The trucking company will shut down immediately and reopen under a new DOT Nothing will happen to broker or shipper

A female Washington State trooper let an invader truck driver walk free despite missing CDL paperwork. He later caused a massive freeway pile-up, in which a school bus was one of the vehicles hit. He should be deported immediately, but the trooper and the company managers who hired him should face charges, too.

@FinancialPhys @AndrewYang Or just steal all your money over, over & over. It’s cool though cause my favorite pastime is sitting in traffic on a bunch of shitty roads. 🖕🖕🖕

@AndrewYang Or get the government to buy 1,000,000 “mill spec” popsicle sticks for $1000 per stick with their $1.5T budget, like any other fake billionaire does

I think someone can become a billionaire by creating over a billion dollars worth of value.

@ElectBilzerian Dude was a Fed boi

Go read the comments on Nicks posts. Nick has been officially and permanently taken out.

@elonmusk I ain’t got Seatbelts

Tesla AI Vision deploys airbags before impact, which greatly reduces risk of injury or death. This comes for free on all new cars.

@AuthorAnnMarie @Rainmaker1973 That’s why the painting are not open to the public. Wife and others helped. Supposedly

@Rainmaker1973 did they not say he was a sexual predator and he would paint the locations where he dumped the bodies...

When you realize Bob Ross wasn't painting random pictures, but it was an entire journey.

@HouseCracka True, this shit already stupid AF.

The UFO files are cat toys for retards.

@x_Graveheart_x Did he change his pin on his Dave and Busters card. ?

The coroner returned my father's belongings today along with his remains. The stench of death on his wallet is overpowering and exhilarating. I may be slightly bricked up as I type this.