Tembo🇿🇼

Date kind and polite people. If you break up at least they won't go out of their way to hurt and embarrass you...

These buses are reintroduced every few years. Why? Anenge amboenda kupiko after the initial introduction. Why do they only work for a few months before they are reintroduced a few yrs later with another fleet of cheap Chinese buses that aren't suitable for our potholed roads.

@nickmangwana Ringatadze here imi muchisunga vanhu vane pfungwa dzakasiyana

Constitutional Amendment Bill Number 3 gets serious public support. #CAB3

Look! It’s an attachment! Oh my God

Ko ngavangoti tengai senyika yese havo, munhu aqua munhu aqua.

@UnitedStandMUFC Serves them right that was a penalty on Amad.

71' Own goal! Hill heads into his own net! Bournemouth 1-2 Man Utd

Come on United! 🤍

"You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the law." — Bob Marley

Back in the frame 🫡 Harry and Kobbie have both earned call-ups to the latest @England squad! 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is how rumours start 😂

Ambassador Maekawa enjoyed an authentic Zimbabwean highly nutritious meal of small grain brown sadza, kale and beans. It was a first trial and liked the wholesome natural taste that comes with it. Ambassador Maekawa will put the fork and knife aside next time.

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

Huh musazodaro. Ndenge ndatoti Captain vaita like.

Bruno G, Tonali, Baleba, Anderson. So we are linked to all the good CMs in the EPL.

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen Which one do we really want, Bruno G, Tonali, Baleba. I reckon, due to the price, we can only afford 1 of them. They are all in the 100m range and

🗣️ @JacobsBen: "There is, not that it's always legally enforceable, a verbal gentleman's agreement allowing Bruno Guimaraes to explore options for clubs that have Champions League football if Newcastle United don't have Champions League football." #mufc

Handisi kuti chiii kana kuti chii. But munhu akuda 2030 should be having an answer to solving this. Chii chakadai

@zimlive Gore rino tinofamba neweti.

Energy industry regulator ZERA raises fuel prices past the $2 mark as supply chain disruptions caused by the Iran war continue. Diesel is up from $1.77 to $2.05 and petrol jumps from $1.71 to $2.17

@ronaldmachipisa Idk if this is official,

Somewhere in the Middle East, decisions are made. Here in Harare, we inherit the consequences. Fuel at $2 a litre… for a war we didn’t start, don’t control, and can’t escape.

@_MakdShelby @TeeMhazo David is always the justification but handizive hangu

But guys , are you sure Mwari anenge achitofara nemasinh aya 🤔

In my second year in college, I stayed with Malcom. He was such a grounded person, deeply committed to his girlfriend who had gone to Zambia for her studies. Throughout the entire semester we lived together, he never asked any girl out instead, he even traveled to Zambia to see her. He was a true gentleman: no funny business, no alcohol, no smoking. One day, I was struggling to find a shop in town for my boutique, and he was like, ‘Joel, imbonamata’. That alone showed how much he honored God it said a lot about the kind of person he was. Yesterday, I was drinking Mazoe Peach, and it made me think about him. He’s actually the one who introduced me to that flavor. Malcom graduated, but sadly, he succumbed to cancer last year. Continue resting in peace, bro💔🫡.

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