The Temple

Group of four rock up. Two pints, a corona and a bottle of rosé, "one glass". That'll end well.

@templemcr me walking in to The Temple and hearing Uptown Girl

@BeerinManc nah. Half term's a bitch. Promised Chester Zoo, Pleasure Beach and aquariums before counting receipts. Worth it.

"Who's this?" "Killing Joke" "Billy Joel?" "Killing Joke" "Oh, I don't know Billy Joel. You wanna get some AC/DC on there" "We have" sigh

Coming down with your mates to take a picture then fucking of without buying a drink. Don't be that cunt. At least engage the staff.

My last shift ever down here. Been open since 12 and my only customer so far keeps falling asleep. And he didn’t bring any cake. #laters

Couldn’t get a guestie for Elbow? Live blues down here right now. Come down. Booze and that. x

“What’s that country China kind of stole? Tibet? Nepal?” “Don’t know. Kind of lost interest. I want to go to Venezuela now” FUCKING SIGH

“@PeteMcN: @templemcr so who will be tweeting from The Temple now?” No one. Unless I’m in and drunk and moody. Which should be often.

“@stephensermon: @templemcr Bloody lefties” guilty as charged, fucknut.

Until he comes back when the arts council money runs out. Some time before Christmas. See you then!

Given the other staff’s Mormon like approach to twitter, this account will probably go quiet in a couple of weeks.

The custodian of this account has handed his notice in. Off to do some art or some other hippy bullshit.

A pair of some punter’s jeans in the bin already and it’s it even six. Good times.

Aunty's Bar, Oxford Road. New pic with recently-built Mancunian Way in the background pubs-of-manchester.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/auntys…

The only good thing about Man Utd is the night before a match it's like the United Nations down here. Full of lovely Danes, Swedes, et al.

No idea who Darkside are but their crowd are bloody lovely. Sorry I had to get shouty at the end but you wouldn't bloody leave. Nice tho x

And I Am Kloot apparently. But mainly Guy.

Love punters telling us that @Guy_Garvey owns this place. You'd think I'd have noticed after 7yrs behind the bar. But no, he "well does".