marv

@_keidji looks amazing uWu

монста трио 👀

@_keidji омггггг это ахуенно, кстати разве что-то изменилось, каж в сумерках все так и было...

смотрели вчера сумерки с бф 🤭 #zosan

@tmszhjh88 PP duster for free

He's happy with his tail

@Jainadave_ So now I need horn implantation surgery, fine

If you are not horny, you are not healthy. Period.

gallstones are beautiful. leave alone molluscs, let's make necklaces from what we produce ourselves

@tagyourwho May this mutation find me

@iviedcorpse Blame Newton for the law of inertia idk

when i push someone away and they actually leave me alone 😓😓😓😓😓

@RetrAshado I wouldn't reject some breadfeeding

pansexuales: ufff🤤🤤🔥

@witchwounds Don't wanna open my mouth. Useless waste of energy. Better inject unstoppably nutritious things right into your veins or smth

eating meals is very insufficient i think we should blend together every food and liquid for the day in a giant boiling pot and drink the mealslop all at once

@partyrockrae I make enemies

so do people make friends on here orrrrrrr

@Sixrande When you stare into the abyss...

@haha_girrrl Sometimes entry-level is when an employer enters you

Terrible time to be an entry level job seeker

@forsythiazs I pee to dr... I mean, I drink to pee. We're built different

wait so… u drink water to get rid of water weight?

@chocom1ntfan Goon louder idk

roommate goons super loudly at night and idk what to do about it

@sugariepawz You have a steel bottle instead of a rectum, or what?

@schiz04renic The greater the hate, the better the dreams

@myraversee__ it's so true it's scary

@buffys The perfect girl in my ass :з

@Dearme2_ Yay, finally gonna wear my banana costume to the office!!

STOP saving clothes and shoes for special occasions. Wear them whenever you can. Being alive is a special occasion.

@_nomadic_soul Bruh, I am so tired. I saw a bunch of studies that showed the opposite. Wtf with these statistics? (It's clear what, anyway, seems like it's better to carry out your own surveys)

What men see: women are happiest when they get married and have kids! What I see: women are so unhappy across the board.