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@SenSanders He also delivered low priced goods to millions of Americans today....

The reality of American life today: Jeff Bezos, worth $290 billion, spent: $10 million on the Met Gala $120 million on a penthouse $500 million on a yacht Meanwhile, he‘s planning to throw 600,000 Amazon workers out on the streets and replace them with robots. Unacceptable.

@RossTuckerNFL Spoken like someone down 0-2

My question for all the hockey folks saying I’m an idiot because they need to Zamboni the ice & the players need a break. They do it in the regular season for 5 minutes. What’s the cut off for both, 10 minutes? Let’s play those 10 immediately then Zamboni/rest for 5 minutes and continue. 🤔

@ClayTravis Rogue One is easily #2, if not 1

In honor of May the 4th: the four best Star Wars movies in order: Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of the Sith, the original Star Wars, & Return of the Jedi. If you disagree, you’re wrong. This is the correct ranking.

@IGN The Last Jedi is the most grossly disappointing movie of all time.

From the original trilogy, prequels, and sequels to the handful of side stories, here are the Star Wars films ranked. How would you rank them? bit.ly/3LTgkRb

@MarkMaddenX I think SW and JB go there direct. AA goes to MIA direct for sure.

Spirit was non-stop. Nothing beats non-stop.

@KDKA Soft

The Cleveland Browns have broken ground for the team's new domed stadium that's scheduled to open for the 2029 season. cbsloc.al/4tUVTXN

@_DavidRumsey Who?

Bryson + Rahm will get most of the headlines but it will be fascinating to see what Cam Smith does. At 32, still plenty of talent, but also one of the happiest/most content players on LIV. Couldn't have cared less about his contract in January.

While there are many people celebrating the demise of LIV, for far too long there were far too many mute mouths about the cancer that LIV was and is. It tilted the game towards greed. It muddied the meritocratic aspects of golf. It’s likely that the philanthropic foundations of this game will, to some extent, be eaten into to fund the future equity of PGA Tour players. It stalled, or killed, the trajectory of hall of fame players. It divided the game. The only win, as I see it, is that LIV sought to launder the atrocities of the Saudis, but instead it further highlighted them. As LIV players sold their autonomy, the whole sport seemed to be in the throes of transition, from professionalism to authoritarianism. But the golf world knew that the Saudis were not interested in golf and that sport has norms that are worth preserving. Money, not for merit, but for the murky purposes of sportwashing crowds out those norms. It is in the striving to get better that one gets richer, that is the transformative influence of sport; both the athlete and audience benefit from the norms of competition. Sportswashing, what MBS/PIF were attempting to do with LIV by paying athletes for their celebrity to confer legitimacy on their murderous regime, reverses this process because it is only ostensibly about the competition, it is primarily about the obfuscation of the horrors of the regime. Both the athlete and the audience are robbed of the transformative influence of sport and what they are participating in and watching is merely a facade, a base amusement. So it is no surprise that almost nobody watched. Good riddance to the Saudi backed LIV.

@Hoopss That’s what makes the memory special.

sad to say we’ll never have these days back

@dpshow World Cup Final

What are some sports events that we need to do a show from next year?

@penguins @BetMGM Please wear black

Game 5 on Fifth Ave 🙌 Game preview: pens.pe/4ehO0a5

@NasheCeezet_zw What an idiot. Just day “I have to pick up my kid”. End of story.

We had a guy at work who would disappear everyday at 3pm. Laptop closed and he would be gone just like that. He would come back at 4:30. and would say nothing, it went on for six months. We thought he had dialysis or something. We didn’t ask. Deadlines would slip, I remember one time he missed two client calls. Boss finally asked “Where are you going?" Brian: "Handling something personal." Boss: "On company time?" Brian: "It's 3pm." like that explained it.

The Pittsburgh Steelers drafting Navy’s Eli Heidenreich in front of his hometown Pittsburgh crowd is an absolutely phenomenal moment

"[The vibes are like] Rust Belt Coachella." .@KyleBrandt joins @notthefakeSVP on SportsCenter for some late night takeout and NFL draft talk 😂

@Scuba_Steve26 Save some chicks for the rest of us…

Pittsburgh has easily had the worst draft atmosphers the last 2 decades and that includes covid.

@HoodieRamey Stay safe in Baltimore.

First time in Pittsburgh. Mid city.

@Scuba_Steve26 Actually it went great. Enjoy living in a Mistake

@NickPedone12 Actually it went perfect. Sorry you live in a Mistake

An observation - Pittsburgh is having a hard time managing the amount of people for a major event like the NFL Draft. The city of Cleveland doesn’t deserve credit for much, but the handling of major events downtown has been top tier over the last decade.

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