Jason G

@SimplyUtd Awful transfer window, and reports are we are bidding for Tielemans, it gets worse! We are gonna struggle so badly this year. 1 step forward, 3 steps back

🚨 A triple Manchester United announcement could be on the horizon. The club are closing in on three arrivals: • Andrey Santos — £50M agreement with Chelsea. • Karl Darlow — expected to strengthen the goalkeeping department. • Cristian Orozco — set to join the U21s after United agreed a deal worth around £750,000 with Fortaleza CEIF. Three deals. Three announcements potentially on the way. 🔴 [MEN]

@Riya_XOO1 15953

Can you make a number greater by moving just 2 matchstick? Only 0.0001% will succeed. 👀

@emmiiireal 14441

Move two sticks to make the largest number possible! What's your final total..?

@footballontnt Gonna be a very tough year for us

⏳ Andrey Santos ⏳ Ederson If both deals are completed, will you be happy with these midfield signings, Man United fans? 🤔

@footballontnt No

@EllaJeanrz 31

What comes next? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium 😬

@Simi_2210_ 18

@SimplyUtd @indykaila United pathetic once again in the market, settling for 4th best. This is what happens when you don’t get stuff done early. Spurs will finish above us this season, and we will struggle massively. Should’ve had 3/4 deals done by now. Useless but what is expected of this team now

🚨 BREAKING! Manchester United have asked Bournemouth on Alex Scott availability. The call 📞 was made this morning. [@indykaila]

@GNRailUK you seriously are the thickest bunch of cun ts ever, time and time again you put a fast train behind a slow one! Bit like the brains of you idiots!!!! Worst company and service in any profession I’ve unfortunately had to deal with

@mufcMPB @MailSport Tell them to fuck off and sell him to someone else

🚨 JUST IN: Barcelona are planning to bid just over £11m to sign Marcus Rashford. #MUFC [@MailSport]

@ESPNUK @MarcusRashford fuck off scab!

Marcus Rashford is grateful to those who believed in him ahead of his World Cup selection 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@GNRailUK @nationalrailenq once again national rail, you exceed your crapness. 3 days on the row, 3 shocking services and 3 days of no announcements. You really are all a bunch of useless cu**s. Yet I bet you’ll post profits and top w@nker$ will be on mega bonuses.

At @nationalrailenq @GNRailUK again your classless service delivers the usual crap service. Lack of station announcements is shocking, no one knows what is going on and staff don’t say anything. Do you actually train the staff? And the station managers are the worst by a mile

@nationalrailenq Well done National rail you’ve delivered a sh1t service yet again. Cowboy and Muppets run this.

⚠️NEW: #Stevenage - Disruption Great Northern and Thameslink services between Stevenage and Alexandra Palace expected until 14:15. nationalrail.co.uk/service-disrup…

@GNev2 will you fuck off with your anti United commentary! I thought you’d support your team! Shut the fuck up you idiot

@SkySportsPL Well done VAR, ruining football again. 👍 @FA_PGMOL you are pathetic, but we come to expect this now. All this technology and football has become boring.

"And EVERYTHING changes!" Callum Wilson equalises for West Ham! 🤯

@TicketmasterUK you should be absolutely disgusted with yourself pricing so many young girls out of @oliviarodrigo tickets! It’s disgraceful that you can get away with this. Looks like another @oliviarodrigo concert my daughter will miss! Shame on you Ticketmaster

@talkSPORT Haha good player but embarrassing, we were awful but still beat this lot in the worst defence to a title ever! Blame it on the Low Block, or the handball, or anything just never their fault. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dominik Szoboszlai showed the Premier League winners badge to Man United fans after the 3-2 defeat today... 👀🏆

@antanddec @adamthomas21 @antanddec Ant has obviously been on the sauce with what he said about Adams behaviour. To condone that is abysmal

Huge congratulations to the 2026 I’m A Celeb… South Africa winner @adamthomas21🤩🇿🇦

@antanddec @adamthomas21 Absolute joke, after he embarrassed himself over how he behaved against @jimmybullard I wouldn’t watch any more, absolute fixed throughout, he is a horrible bloke, fame hungry