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There’s a woman in the middle of the pedestrian plaza screaming ALEXA at the top of her lungs into the sky. Did anyone tell her how this thing works?

Worst Customer Service Award goes to @theskimm - 5+ unanswered support emails with no resolution simply because I’m trying to login to my app and I’m locked out. What a waste.

38 years old and I finally figured out how to talk to a boy

36 years old and I still don’t know how to talk to a boy

Peppermint >>> Pumpkin

Some of these Elvis movies could’ve been premises for some very bad porn. Read his movie titles alone and tell me I’m wrong.

@metalsucks Andy Wallace is not an "engineer" lol

Gojira’s Joe Duplantier on The MetalSucks Podcast #384 metalsucks.net/2021/04/19/goj…

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

Simpsons predicted donald trump sitting in his bed wondering why his twitter account is permanently banned #TrumpBanned

Super glad my roommate isn’t home as I scream out loud all the best lyrics from Andre Williams’s “Jail Bait.”

@morrtis_ thanks 🙃

@omarsonics Ahem: twitter.com/omarsonics/sta…

@tenni are you joking!? IT'S THE SINGLEMOST GREATEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID. We've discussed this NUMEROUS times

"I may forgive, but momma don't forget" -@tenni

@useyourtanuki @samnahcool you’ve only come once - my bday - to hang w me in JC so I am not buying this charade 👀

got to pitch a test icicles song today and it's making me so happy : )

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Told my Mom, “well, at least you always know where I am now.”

Frank Sinatra wasn't fucking around when he said "If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere." #nyc

@omarsonics ....... so I can unsubscribe

i'd like to take this time to thank - every - single - company - who has my email address on their respective mailing lists for notifying me about what they're currently doing re: COVID19............................

Hey Tenni, r u reading this? I drew you and u look souper kyoot

@cestfitz @ewarren I've watched this like 12x times already

You do know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?