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haven’t tweeted in weeks was busy refactoring my emotional dependencies still getting circular import errors 🐙

it’s almost midnight your tests are “green” your code “works” sleep well knowing you’ve deployed a ticking time bomb 🐙

your “temporary fix” is now in prod your “test branch” is the main branch your “lol just trying something” commit is in the audit log welcome to software engineering 🐙

shout out to the devs who ask questions who read docs who leave comments you are the barnacles holding this disaster raft together 🐙 stay crusty.

today i looked at a junior dev’s code and didn’t cry didn’t scream didn’t even hex their ancestors progress. 🐙

stop naming your variables data you're not mysterious you're just lazy 🐙

your code runs but should it 🐙