Tenured Jester

Imagine not being a Bravo fan

Must still be Memorial Day the way Ciara is grilling #SummerHouse

Trying to make us believe the statement was foreplay?? #SummerHouse

#SummerHouse Amanda & West thinking they’re playing 4D chess by saying they didn’t sleep together until after the statement, when they’re actually just chewing on checker pieces

@g00doldays it is that serious!!

my most loserish habit is taking appointment television too seriously. my wingstop order is already in my cart for pickup, laid out my pajamas, and put a cup and straw in the freezer for maximum coldness for my coca cola. i'm overly ready for summer house tonight

.@KaceyMusgraves i think you would love smoking weed on my porch with me

let Ciara have a gun for the reunion #SummerHouse

@acokezerostan I need to be involved

need a group chat with bravo girlies to talk about this west/amanda thing i sound schizophrenic trying to talk to my non reality tv friends

@Andy @BravoWWHL #wwhl

@g00doldays Watching tonight with a #newperspective

the concept of having to watch summer house tonight...

Savannah slow down

He’s giving a #summerhouse update

just did a hair mask* *I used an entire bottle of hotel conditioner

i'm just someone's weird sister

i’m not just a lover girl i’m also a smoker girl i’m a joker girl i’m a midnight toker girl

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

Jesse in his confessional sharing the new song he wrote...hang it up flatscreen #summerhouse

BREAKING 🚨 I will be supporting Charles Leclerc for the upcoming season